Archive for November, 2010

The South Street Bridge Opens Amazingly Ahead Of Schedule!

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

The South Street Bridge re-opens Today! The celebration begins at 2pm, along with a bike parade where pedestrians and cyclists can enjoy wider pedestrian walkways and bike lanes. A ceremony christening the bridge with Mayor Nutter starts at 3PM. The party lasts until 5PM, when car traffic resumes. The Penn Museum of Archeology and Anthropology [...]

This Weekend: First Friday Shenanigans, Comedy and Cyclists Take Over, Again!

Friday, November 5th, 2010

FRIDAY: >>>First Friday Happenings: Bilenky Cycle Works Artistry In Steel Opening Exhibition at Art in the Age at 6PM. Structuring Desire/Desiring Structure 6PM – 8:30PM at Bridgette Mayer Gallery (709 Walnut St). It Was 20 Years Ago Today: photography by U. Arts faculty and alumni at Bambi Gallery from 6-10PM. VWVOFFKA Gallery- we don’t know [...]

For You Architectural History Nerds: The Divine Lorraine Could Be Revived!

Friday, November 5th, 2010

You can see its (forgive me, but) “divine” rooftop letters gracing the skyline from most views north of City Hall, and we’ve all been wondering for years if anything is going to happen with this massive chunk of architectural majesty that is perched at Fairmount and Broad. According to Brownstoner and a press release this [...]

Oh Hey, It’s First Friday

Friday, November 5th, 2010

And the last one of the year before Christmas party season! Did we just say that? Oh God.

Talk The Talk: Nick Spitzer, American Routes

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

As soon as Nick Spitzer, folklorist and host of American Public Radio’s American Routes, gets on the phone, we’re talking about the golden days of vinyl-digging in Philly. From his reminisces of the old Discmakers plant here where they used to press up Folkways records to Matty “The Humdinger” Singer, a fella who used to [...]

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See Dawes And Vetiver Tonight!

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

We like that Dawes band well enough and all — “When My Time Comes” got us through some pretty rough stuff this year, and we’re not ashamed of the Dawson’s Creek of it all, not even for a second — but it’s impossible to pretend that days like this were not made for Vetiver. The [...]

It’s 1:18PM And All You Wanna Talk About Is Umbrellas And Uggs

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

While over in Camden, it’s mustaches and probation as usual. Via the endlessly fascinating but ultimately useless Trendsmap.com, which sorts people’s tweets by location.

Juniata Teens Learn Valuable Life Lesson

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Cats won’t die no matter what you do to them, and the harder you try, the more vet bills you rack up.

Dept. Of Go Frack Yourself: Rove Does PA Victory Lap

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Guess who’s a fracker? Why, of course, The Most Disgusting Man In The World, Karl Rove! Rove was in Pittsburgh yesterday, very likely tipping his hand that Marcellus Shale drillers may well have contributed towards that magic mountain of mystery money that turned your parents’ brains to mush and helped create a GOP-er America. He [...]

This Evening: He’s A Souley Man

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

>>> The funkiest man in Syria, Omar Souleyman (as seen above, and not for nothing, like whoa), checks into Johnny Brenda’s this evening. Hopefully, they still have the grilled haloumi on the menu. >>> Plus: In Grenada, one of our more favorite present-day local bands, plays Kung Fu Necktie with Bridges & Powerlines and Creeping [...]

Sam Katz To Run As Dem? We’ll Know In A Week. But We Kinda Know Now.

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Real talk: We (and everybody else in Philly media) has been relishing a Sam Katz Vs. Michael Nutter contest in 2011. From our perch, we honestly believe that Katz — especially to run as a Dem, as he says he might, and as soon as next week — is the only potential candidate out there [...]

Make Something Awesome For The Endangered City Show

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Just a quick heads-up to our artist friends regarding the upcoming “Endangered City” show at Globe Dye Works in December. There’s a call for submissions/a “challenge to local artists, architects, historians, and urban explorers to express the inherent inspiration to be found in Philadelphia’s physical history; to encourage public awareness of endangered historic architecture; and [...]

Captain Freeshit: See Wolf Parade On Thursday At The Troc!

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Hey, remember in the 2000s, when every band in the world simultaneously decided that they were gonna include some kind of animal reference in their name? That was… curious. Some of these bands are still around, and some of you even still like them, and when many of you choose to like a band with [...]

Dept. Of Aww: Mural Arts Love Letters, The Marriage Proposal

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

It’s like we were telling you earlier: Love might not be dead. In the clip above (produced by Mural Arts), Canadian couple Todd and Meaghan take the Love Letter Tour and, well, Todd has a surprise. And it’s not the kind of surprise you usually find on the Market-Frankford Line. Aww.

Attn. MontCo Natives: Buy The Upper Salford Bridge For Just $100!

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Isn’t it delightful? This heavy-duty wooden railroad trestle bridge is currently located on Salford Station Road in Upper Salford, PA, and is currently up on municbids.com for only a hundred smackers. You know you want it. Here’s the difficult part: If you buy it, you have to have somewhere to take it. And a way [...]

Parting Note To The San Francisco Giants: Is It Just Us, Or Does The World Series Trophy On Your Hat Look Like A…

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

… penis? It’s all of a piece, we suppose. Anyway, like the GOP, you guys totally deserved to win. You just ran a stronger campaign is all. We’ll see you next year, but please, for the love of all that is right and holy, tell Brian Wilson that his 14-year-old’s Metallica fan sign-off is corny [...]

Spectrum’s Final Days Now Officially Getting Strange And Desperate

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

The way we live now: So drunk on the hazy melancholy of the Great Recession that we’re actually enticed to spend $25 to trashpick at the Spectrum just before they tear it down forever. And now, I’m not shitting you. Crapping you negative, amigo: This Saturday, November 6 from 9 a.m. until 12 p.m., the [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Sweat Perfects The Art Of The “Tranny Squat” To Maximize Calorie-Burning

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

As seen in the men’s bathroom at Sweat at 23rd and Walnut. Too bad I saw this after Halloween. At least I have a great costume for next yet; tranny potty clown. This is what I do at my desk all day. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Editorial: Don’t Give Up, ‘Cos You Have Friends (And Philly Isn’t Really A Part Of America)

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Just a sampling of the inbox (and the Facebook, and the convo in every home and workplace) this morning: What a shitty day. Sestak was up by almost 10 points late into the night. Damn it. It’s like, America, why did you even bother with your vote in 2008 if you were going to turn [...]

Rural Democrats Have Experienced A “Bloodbath.”

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Republicans have blanketed New England and this election. The general feeling is that Americans feel disillusioned by Obama’s presidency. Sheesh guys, did ya give him much of a chance? Meanwhile, the Tea Party gains its first senator, Rand Paul from Kentucky, the Pennsylvania governor’s race is won by Tom Corbett, and David Schuster says rural [...]