Archive for November, 2010

And Now, A Message From Your Friends In The Pop Group Called Sweet Lights

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

It’s a fine, fine day to go for a walk. For more Sweet Lights (ex-Capitol Years, bona fide weirdos, deep bros), visit here and sample their free wares.

Dept. Of Meaningless Lists & Shameless Hit-Grabs: Travel & Leisure’s Philly Superlatives

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Like the saddest version you’ve ever seen of one of those “Hey! People still read magazines!” ads, Travel & Leisure has released its “America’s Favorite Cities” package, and the results, when it comes to Philly, are pretty predictable. One one hand, we’ve got the 4th best pizza in the country — a semi-honor we can [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Real Turkeys

Monday, November 8th, 2010

· Where Does Philly Do Thanksgiving? · Khyber Reincarnates As Khyber Pass Pub, Which We Never Stopped Calling It Anyway After The Reincarnation Before This One · Dock Street Brewery Unveils First of Two 2010 Limited Bottle Releases All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the new [...]

Winter 2011 Already Kind Of A Bummer

Monday, November 8th, 2010

You can see it there in the usually-entertaining Accuweather graphic: There’s no Snowmageddon coming next winter. Which means no city paralyzed and everyone drunk. Which means no three-day-long hookups with someone who just meant to stop by before three feet came down. Which means no extended house parties, benders fueled by coffee and Bailey’s and [...]

Philebrity Homeroom Announcements: The Re-Staffening

Monday, November 8th, 2010

· Sadly, we just lost our ad and marketing rep Brian Wiginton to the great Southern city of Jackson, MS: Brian’s been on the scene here from the get-go, and he will be greatly missed. That said, we currently have an opening for an ad sales rep here at Philebrity. The position is commission-only, but [...]

Somewhere In Philly In 1987: Shear Pleasure Performs The Mary Jane Girls’ “In My House” Roadside

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Shear Pleasure was a popular Philadelphia area wedding band in the mid-1980s. Someone, PLEASE book them at the Barbary.

Rumblings: Now That’s What I Call THE PHILADELPHIA POLICE DEPARTMENT!

Monday, November 8th, 2010

>>> For those of you keeping count and playing at home, the arrest of Philly Police Inspector Daniel Castro for his alleged involvement in an extortion ring makes him the 15th member of the Police Department to be arrested since March 2009. And this is not, as the Inky points out, due to the hard [...]

Dept. Of What We Miss About Pat The Bat: All That, And You Didn’t Even Include The “Mind If I Finish?” Story?

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Deadspin has unearthed the mother lode/load of hooking-up-with-Pat-Burrell stories. Must be this tall to enter.

Readers Fwd: And Then There Was That Time The PLCB Sent Out A Letter Warning Everyone About Four Loko

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Click to enlarge. Any time you get a letter from the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board using the phrases “liquid cocaine” and “blackout in a can,” it’s either a really good day… or a really bad day. Oh, Four Loko: We’ll miss you when you’re gone. But then we’ll just mix up some St. Joseph’s baby [...]

Sam Katz: Not Running (Maybe)!

Monday, November 8th, 2010

After much hub-bub and toe-dipping, Sam Katz came out this morning, saw his own shadow, and announced that he won’t be running for Mayor… in the Democratic primary. Wait, so does that mean he’ll run as a Republican, like he did in ’99 and ’03? When pressed, all he’d say is that he won’t be [...]

Blondell Reynolds Brown Records “It Gets Better” Video, Prompting An Uncomfortable Question

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Why does she keep saying “unass-eptable?” Also: Does the heavenly music in the background mean I’ve died?

Frost 215 Shares His Techniques And What’s Up With The Mask!

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

HAHA Magazine: Dutch Umbrella Episode 4 from Geoff Morris on Vimeo. Frost215, sticker bomber of  trademark character, El Toro, paints his “Dutch Umbrella”.  And why does everything with the word dutch in it sound dirty? Anyways… if you’d like to see more of his work check out www.falseidle.com and www.eltoro215.blogspot.com.

Remember This Lady? Wrong-Way Grandma Lazor To Face Minor Traffic Violations.

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

And you thought taxis were bad. 86-year-old Margaret Lazor, who drove down the wrong side of 95 last week (in the fast lane), will face minor, yep minor, traffic violations. In her, of course, wood-paneled Buick Century station wagon, she ignored those who tried to get her attention. Margaret caused 4 accidents, and managed to get [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: “Chandeliers” by Bill Ricchini

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

Another great little ditty from XPN’s The Key: From Bill Ricchini’s New Band and Album, Summer Fiction, the song “Chandeliers” is set to a clip from the 1965 Italian movie Fist In His Pocket about a disturbed young man who murders members of his dysfunctional family. Now I have to find this movie and watch [...]

No More Phone Books! Er… Verizon White Pages Anyway.

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

Am I the only person who feels guilty when I see a phone book on my stoop and I pick it up just to place it in the recycling bin seconds later? Well that feeling, my friends, has come to an end! According to Brownstoner, Philly.com stated Friday that Verizon Pennsylvania Inc. got the OK [...]

First Person Festival Of Memoir And Documentary Art

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

Friday marked the beginning of this year’s First Person Festival of Memoir and Documentary Art presented by First Person Arts – the same people that bring you First Person Arts Story Slam! It’s going on all week, and you can check out the entire schedule and buy tickets here. We recommend you do not miss: [...]

In The Great Words Of Mayor Nutter: “This Is A Bridge To Somewhere From Somewhere, And That Somewhere Is Philadelphia”

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

No really? We were hoping it would be a bridge to the future.

Bust Out Your Tweed And Your Old Timey Steed!

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

Yes! This is one event we look forward to every year. Bust out your grandfather’s pocket watch, put on your best tweed and woolens, and polish your trusty steeds! Join in on the jolly good time at the 3rd Annual Tweed Ride Next Saturday November 13th. This is a group ride where you can take [...]

Land Of Talk’s Elizabeth Powell Made (Straight) Girls Question Their Sexuality Last Night

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

With her bewitching vocals, awesome guitar riffs, and cute wobbly knees, Elizabeth Powell of Montreal’s Land Of Talk had us all starry-eyed at Johnny Brendas last night. Not to mention amazing back up vocals, a kick arsenic drummer, and excellent keyboard accompaniment. Their new album, Cloak and Cipher, is available at AKA Music. The story [...]

When Friends’ Cars Get Flipped: We Remind You All To Cruise Carefully During Slippery Leaf Season

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

That crazy accident yesterday that blocked off Kelly Drive most of the morning was one of our dear friends!  He flipped his car completely over, most likely due to slippery roads, wet leaves and super-agro Friday morning drivers. Amazingly, he walked away just fine, in fact that’s him in the red jacket. This is a [...]