Archive for November, 2010

Oh Snap: Franklin Institute Cleopatra Show Gets Slammed In New Yorker

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Lovers of antiquity would do well to check out Judith Thurman‘s piece, entitled “The Cleopatriad,” in this week’s issue of the New Yorker (abstract here), which examines of heap of new interest and scholarship surrounding Cleopatra, who ruled Egypt in the last century B.C. with an iron fist and a legendary sexual charge. But, Thurman [...]

Surprise! The Tenth Circle Of Hell Is A Racist Faux-Irish Pub In Northern Liberties

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

But you might have already known this. What hardly any of us could have known, though, was the deep and pervasive openly racist management culture at McFadden’s — or so it is a alleged by a new lawsuit brought upon the bar. And even if McFadden’s bartender Michael L. Bolden, who brought suit after he [...]

Captain Freeshit: Unbelievably, Win A Chance To Meet Ray Davies!

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

We don’t much go in for the hero worship around here, but suffice it to say that Ray Davies is most likely among the five greatest songwriters alive on Earth today. Do we even need to bring up his CV, or mention the influence of his work, or discuss the emotional value invested by so [...]

Fun With Time Lapse: Light Drift In 1:09

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Make no mistake: J. Meejin Yoon’s Light Drift, presented by the Mural Arts Program, might have been the single coolest thing we have seen/done this autumn. (We loved it so much, we made a video of it, too.) Above, a time lapse of Light Drift‘s run. Please bring it back so that it can live [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Telemundo Philadelphia Debuts New “Serious” Will Ferrell Drama

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Wow. We knew Land Of The Lost sucked and all, but this seems a little extreme. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Readers Fwd: Bellevue Tenants Learn Plot Of New Jason Statham Movie So They Don’t Have To Waste Time On It Later

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

See attached for a notice on some Broad St closures next week due to the filming of that new Jason Statham movie about the girl who figures out the combo to a safe and needs someone to keep her safe from would-be safecrackers. I think it’s going to be called The Girl Who Knew Too [...]

Impassioned Boston Plea For Jayson Werth Leaves Us With Only One Question: Who Will Be Our Beard Of Truth In 2011?

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

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Tigre Hill’s Entry Into The Anti-Mumia Industrial Complex Greeted With Cease-And-Desist Letter, Jeers, LULZ

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Far be it from us to say that Philly director Tigre Hill‘s The Barrel of a Gun, a documentary that throws a shocking! new! light! onto the case of Mumia Abu-Jamal, is a steaming pile of horse shit: After all, there was a theater full of angry people at the National Constitution Center on Monday [...]

And Now, Joey Sweeney’s Unfinished Thoughts On The Fake Keith Olbermann/(Sadly All Too) Real Stu Bykofsky Whuppidy-Doo

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

· For one thing, now that we know the Byko side of the conversation was real, it makes me feel like we’ve been beating up the town retard ‘lo these many moons. But I know that’s not true, either, and the ruse Byko fell for was an easy enough one: He did, after all, email “keith@keitholbermann.com.” [...]

Don’t Worry, We Put This In The Space Capsule In The Hopes That Aliens/Future Generations Will Understand Why We Had To Be Destroyed

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

In other news, yes, we’re Facebook friends with Jnnphrphrhhhhhhrrrrrrr Frdrdrdrdrdrdrdrrrrrcckkkk. We did it for you. So that you could have nice things.

Important News About An Impromptu Nightlands Record Release Party/Heavy Session This Evening

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Regular readers of this blog may recall the couple of times we’ve posted about our friend David Hartley‘s one-man sound magorium, Nightlands. As it happens, the debut Nightlands LP, Forget The Mantra, was released today on the highly respected Secretly Canadian record label. To celebrate, we’ll be dropping the needle on a fresh copy of [...]

Wrecking Ball To Hit Spectrum On Nov. 23.

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Sic transit gloria. Tuesday, November 23 at 12 p.m., to be exact. Bernie Parent, Bobby Clarke and Dr. J will be on the scene to attest how they just don’t make ‘em like they used to. Fun fact: The photo for the cover of the long lost Neil Young album Time Fades Away was taken [...]

Aw Hell, Why Not, We’ll Go In For Nigel Tufnel Day

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

I mean, look at this way: The Mayans did much stupid-er shit. Count us in.

For If Your Brain Needs Breaking: Doogie Horner’s Flowchart On “The Future”

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Click to enlarge. Drink coffee first, though. We’ve sung the praises of Philly-based comedian Doogie Horner on this site before; if you haven’t checked him out, you should. Recently, though, Horner has added another arrow to his comedy quiver: Expert Flowchart Maker. Horner has just released Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, a book of expertly Jenga-esque [...]

Confidential To Keith Olbermann: Don’t Worry, Byko Can Barely Use Email Anyway

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

That said, we’d love to see this fake email exchange. Either one of you needs to forward it to us, or we’ll just write the thing ourselves. Previously: Byko Will Not Shut Up About The Fucking Bike Lanes Byko Will Also Not Shut Up About The Fucking Al Fresco Dining UPDATE: Thank you, God. Phawker [...]

National Beat: And Now, A Haiku About Conan O’Brien’s Return Last Night To Late Night Television

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

We’re glad he’s now back It’s not any different But we’re glad he’s back

Allen Iverson Arrives In Turkey Wearing Phillies Cap, Silently Crying “Help!”

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

There is something about this that is like watching a dog trapped in a car on a hot day, and being paralyzed from doing anything about it. Previously: The Answer: Turkey!

Way To Jump The Shark, Mac And Sweet Dee

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Strike one: Rob McElhenney (Mac) and wife/co-star Kaitlin Olson (Dee) let old Philly pals guilt them into partnering on Mac’s, the Old City Bennigan’s that used to be Skinner’s that used to be Anthony’s. Strike two: This season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. It’s belabored and unfunny in the exact same way that David [...]

Jolly’s: It Really Is For Assholes

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

There’s a fun Dan Gross scoop up today on the trials and tribulations of one Jolly Weldon, owner of Jolly’s Dueling Piano Bar, which is our very definition of hell. In true ragtime-goes-Journey fashion, it would seem that Jolly somehow convinced himself he was a gangster, and “was arraigned Friday on charges of making terroristic [...]

Good News For People Who Love The People Paper: Tainted Justice Duo Nab Book Deal

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Much daps to Daily News scribes Wendy Ruderman and Barbara Laker: Their Pulitzer Prize-winning DN series of stories, “Tainted Justice,” will soon see a book form: Midnight In The City Of Brotherly Love, “about Philly and how they risked their lives to expose unprecedented levels of police corruption and brutality,” will be published by HarperCollins [...]