Archive for November, 2010

And Now, The Definitive Michael Nutter Rapping Clip

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

He can’t stop, won’t stop. It’s the rhythm of the boogity-beat. Captured at last night’s Mitchell & Ness flagship store opening by HughE.

Casino Flunky No More: DiCicco Asks PA Gaming Board To Revoke Foxwoods Gaming License For South Philly

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Neighbors, Below is the letter written by Councilman DiCicco to the Pa Gaming Control Board to request that the Board revoke Foxwoods’ gaming license. The Board decides today. November 16, 2010 The Honorable Gregory C. Fajt Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board PO Box 69060 Harrisburg, PA 17106-9060 Dear Chairman Fajt: I am writing to request that [...]

C’mon, You Know You Wanna See The Rent Is Too Damn High: The Movie

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Damn! Teaser Two from FantasticRelationship Filmmaking on Vimeo. Pardon us as we get with the nepotism for a second: Kristian Almgren and Aaron Fisher-Cohen, two of our favorite Philebrity alumnae ever, are currently working on a project entitled DAMN! A Feature Length Documentary about Jimmy McMillan, and they’re raising money for it on Kickstarter. McMillan, [...]

Oh, The Shame Of It: Four Loko Produced Here In PA

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Had enough of the whole Four Loko story yet? Hell, even Michael Smerconish got into the act yesterday when he sat in for Chris Matthews on MSNBC, running the same dumb “blackout-in-a-can” echo chamber piece everybody else has. (Confidential to Smerc: The beard looks good, but don’t get used to that seat, buddy. Your very [...]

Eagles To Make Up For Crimes Against Humanity By Installing 80 Wind Turbines

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Well, it’s something: The Eagles have announced plans to begin converting the Linc to green energy next year, using a combination of wind, solar and biodeisel-generated electricity. The Iggles have contracted Florida company Solar Blue (what, the solar dudes down at the Navy Yard aren’t good enough for ya, Lurie?) to install the conversion. It’s [...]

The Plot Thickens: McFadden’s Denys Parent Ownership Company

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

So here’s a question: Did Michael Bolden sue the wrong company when he sought a class action last week against McFadden’s? That’s basically what attorneys for McFadden’s are saying. In a defense filed in federal court on Tuesday, attorneys for McFadden’s said that the bar is not owned, controlled or managed by East Coast Saloons, [...]

Dept. Of Peak Foliage: Best Seen In The Looks Of It’s New Video

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

The Looks of It – “Talking in Your Sleep” from Brian Melton on Vimeo. The Looks Of It are a new Philly band that seem to specialize in a kind of sleepy, lovey Americana. (Think Freakwater, or an American Mojave 3.) They just released the above clip, and all we can think is, “Wow. Gotta [...]

Readers Fwd: Jason Statham Movie-Of-The-Week-That’s-A-Real-Movie To Illuminate Wash West With Car Wrecks, Pyro, And Simulated Gunfire!

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Via the Washington Square West Civic Association mailing list: Street Closings A movie, entitled “SAFE,” will be filming scenes in the neighborhood this week (Tuesday through Saturday). There will be several NO PARKING zones, as well as outright closings due to car stunts, pyrotechnics and SIMULATED GUNFIRE. No Parking: West Side of 15th Street, b/w [...]

Aw C’mon, Nutter

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

We know you have to don the jersey and do the dumb E-A-G-L-E-S thing on the regular or people will think you’re an egghead elitist (and, remind us, that’s bad because…?), BUT MUST YOU REALLY SUCK UP TO MICHAEL VICK ON TWITTER? And what is this “off the field” shit? You really sure you wanna [...]

He’s Baaaaaaaaack!

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Oh, hey, what’s up, Brian Tierney? Few public relations agencies can claim a point of view shaped by the experiences of a CEO. Having led both media and marketing organizations, Brian Tierney is uniquely qualified to advise senior decision makers and build an agency to help clients achieve their communications objectives. Whether it’s navigating the [...]

This Just In: Philadelphia Is A Junk Bond

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Just over the transom from Bloomberg: Moody’s Investors Service said it downgraded to A2 from A1 the rating on Philadelphia’s $3.8 billion in general obligation bonds and unconditional general fund debt obligations. While we did perceive upon reading that this was bad news, we didn’t quite understand exactly how. Our finance guru set us straight: [...]

More Fun With The McFadden’s Facebook Wall: When Philebrity Commenters Attack

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Wherein Phileb commenter Kilroy does his old Shecky-Green-Gregg-Foreman bit on the McFadden’s Facebook wall, where nothing is permitted, and nothing is revealed. The all-powerful Green Beer Oz has removed Kilroy’s comment already, along with anything mentioning the lawsuit, or dress code, or anything outside, really, of its familiar proles-on-parade universe. But we encourage you all [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Cookie Williams Is Coming!

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Well, sort of: Hazelle Goodman, who played Cookie Williams in Deconstructing Harry, will be performing this Friday and Saturday at the Painted Bride. While her schedule of services differs somewhat from Cookie’s (as noted above by Woody Allen), we have every confidence that you’ll be just as entertained.

This Evening: Perfect Blue

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

>>> Philebrity Salon at the 700, back with the original-recipe style version, with classic jazz, plus tropicalia/afro-beat/folk-jazz and cocktails by our sturdy barkeep, Anders. Starts at 10PM tonight because we’re going to see the Harry Potter. Megagigabyte, son! >>> Also of note: The always-alluring Azure Ray bring their witchay-womanly vibes to the Johnny Brenda’s, and [...]

Dept. Of Evil Geniuses: The Philly Church Parking For Atheists Website

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

This site allows you download parking placards that are used by some church-goers to park in otherwise illegal No Parking or No Stopping Zones, during services or other church events. This service is provided for entertainment purposes only. Any unauthorized use of the materials contained herein is not sanctioned. This is not an endorsement of [...]

Rumblings: Webjunk Edition

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

>>> Pardon us, but T-Pain for Toshiba might be the best pitchman since William Shatner for Priceline. And we quote: “Everything we do, it ain’t hardcore unless it’s hexacore! Megagigabyte, son! Everything in the computer needs my face on it is what I’m saying.” Instant Philebrity mantra status. It’s the new “the world is a [...]

Producer Of U.S. Mr. Gay Pageant Claims Mr. Gay Pageant Helps Gay Teens Not Kill Themselves

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Remember our rant back in March about how things like the Mr. Gay Pageant (think Miss America, with Speedos) only reinforce the stereotype that all the gays are Aberzombies with JonBenet ambitions in a tight Armani Exchange wrapper? Well, someone in the very community in Mr. Gay’s taget demo has finally said the same. Cue [...]

This Moment In DrifterHouse: False Media, We Don’t Need It, Do We?

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

From this crazy-making post on The Clog about The Inky under-reporting crime at SugarHouse: Click to enlarge. “Fraudulent conversation,” indeed.

Update: NoLibs Ads-For-Safety Campaign Gets Its Robocall On

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

The more Northern Liberties ward leader Robert Capella‘s campaign to get Northern Liberties some much-needed community services drags on, the more it feels like some weird Tea Party shit whose sole function is to get somebody paid and annoy the living hell out of the rest of us. Capella’s SaferNorthernLibertes.com project — which wants to [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: P.W. Long, “I’ll Be Your Angel,” Halloween 1998, Spaceland, Los Angeles

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Yesterday’s post/comments thread about Philly music of the 1990s (and other decades) brought up a name we hadn’t though about in a while: The husky-throated rock ‘n’ roll singer P.W. Long, who lived here for a spell in the mid-1990s after fronting Mule and up on through the time he released the great LP We [...]