We’ll conclude Porn Week on Philebrity thusly, and let’s see if we can get through this post without an advertiser pulling out (that’s what she said). Philly’s own Biggest Porn Star In The World, Stoya, has recently been the subject of a rare and bizarre honor: A Fleshlight modeled on her very own private parts. According to what we’ve, er, read, the Stoya Fleshlight mimics the exact feel and dimensions of at least two of the much-loved porn star’s body holes. There are links where you can find out more about this, of course, but we cannot link to them. This marks the first time, as best we can tell, a Philadelphian has had her nether regions mass-produced for public consumption. Unless, of course, you count the Betsy Ross Fleshlight, which we don’t, because that one was made out of wood.