Stoya Becomes First Philadelphian With A Mass-Produced Vagina

stoyaWe’ll conclude Porn Week on Philebrity thusly, and let’s see if we can get through this post without an advertiser pulling out (that’s what she said). Philly’s own Biggest Porn Star In The World, Stoya, has recently been the subject of a rare and bizarre honor: A Fleshlight modeled on her very own private parts. According to what we’ve, er, read, the Stoya Fleshlight mimics the exact feel and dimensions of at least two of the much-loved porn star’s body holes. There are links where you can find out more about this, of course, but we cannot link to them. This marks the first time, as best we can tell, a Philadelphian has had her nether regions mass-produced for public consumption. Unless, of course, you count the Betsy Ross Fleshlight, which we don’t, because that one was made out of wood.

  • http://theaffectedprovincial.blogspot.com/ lord_whimsy

    “This marks the first time, as best we can tell, a Philadelphian has had her nether regions mass-produced for public consumption.”

    Think this is true? Ole Ben was in 18th-century Paris, you know. Anything could have happened over there. Man had his head on teacups. No telling what other parts of his body were reproduced.

  • Sonny

    Heh-heh. Wood.