Weekend Report: And You Wonder Why We Here At Philebrity Often View This Entire Life As A Struggle And Protest Against The Douche Class

Just another weekend in Old City with the Macaroni Rascals.

  • http://www.burgerdelphia.com Kyle

    At least we know if Kitty Genovese was murdered today, it would show up on YouTube.

  • Allan Smithee

    Is PhilthyDan selling DVDs of those hot women in their skivies?* Talk about a goldmine. And why don’t those chicks hang out at the “dive” bars that I do?

    *(but edit out the dudes)