Archive for September, 2010

This Evening: Summer Doldrums Officially Over

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

>>> Wow, you can tell it’s now so unofficially fall that it might as well be made official: The autumn concert rush is on! One of our favorite new bands, the Ronettes-meets-Mary-Chain-ish Best Coast play the First Unitarian Church; Dungen and Wooden Shjips play Johnny Brenda’s; and the Pixies beat that dead horse even deader [...]

Thanks, Philadelphia, For At Least Keeping Your Intolerance Peaceful

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

The cover of the Philadelphia Daily News today promises to explain “Why Islamophobia is Raging Elsewhere in America, but Not in Philly.” Awesome! Apparently we hate Muslims less than other people hate them, which is nice of us. Will Bunch writes: Here in Philadelphia and the suburbs, Islamic leaders acknowledge that this region has so [...]

Phashionista: Back To Cool

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

· Good to see that the folks at Print Liberation haven’t missed a beat since vacating their store at the Piazza a few months back: They’ve just released this line of graphic tees by Lizzy Janssen that split the difference between kittens and weird patterns usually found on U.S. currency. PS: Not for nothing, the [...]

Ryan Howard Homer Induces Labor In It’s Always Sunny Star

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Dee and Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia -– sometimes (though, increasingly, less and less) known by their real-life names, Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenny –- were at a Phillies-Dodgers game last Tuesday in Los Angeles when Olson went into labor. Axel Lee McElhenny (perhaps named for a couple of hard rock legends?) was [...]

Captain Freeshit: See The Dirty Projectors Tomorrow Night At The Troc!

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Hey folks: Everybody’s favorite indie-prog groop The Dirty Projectors are back in town tomorrow night at the Trocadero, and we’d like to hook you up with tickets. This time around, winners will not only recieve tickets to the show, but also autographed posters! You want? To enter to win, email ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “BITTE ORCA” in [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Dee Dee Sharp, “Mashed Potato Time”

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Philly’s own Ms. Dee Dee Sharp with a back-to-school jam.

Don’t Call It A Comeback: Phils Post-Been-Caught-Stealing Stats Are Actually A Cause For Celebration

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Our bros over at The 700 Level are groaning about these stats, revealed in today’s Delco Times: Before coach Mick Billmeyer was wrist-slapped for inappropriate use of field glasses in the bullpen in May, the Phillies were hitting .273 with a .452 slugging percentage, averaging 5.4 runs and close to 1.2 home runs per game. [...]

Attn. Philly Street Artists: What Would It Take To Get Some MARIOKART Up In The Pine/Spruce St. Bike Lanes?

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

The paint is already looking a little pekid in some places, and what would liven ‘em up more than a little Mario Kart, like they did in Philly West, I mean, Portland? Just a thought. And for the record, yes, you got that right — Philebrity: Anti-naked bike ride, pro-Mario Kart bike lanes. It is [...]

And Now, An Open Letter To Jennifer Weiner, Now In The Rabbit-Fueled Frenzy Of Her Anti-Jonathan Franzen Twitter Campaign

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Dearest Jennifer, I don’t like you. I don’t like anything about you. In fact, without injecting even more endorphins into your manic ego, you could say that I lead a life of protest, wherein most of what I protest is embodied in… you! But, you must know this by now. I despise your pat ironies, [...]

If Wishes And Buts Were Bowls Full Of Nuts, We’d Be 16% Unemployed

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

The Keystone Research Center says that, were it not for the good ol’ American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, unemployment would have already creeped up to 14% in PA and 16% nationally. Instead, it’s hovering in the 9-10% zone in PA, and oh my God, The View is on. We’ll get back to this post later.

In Honor Of The Second Annual Naked Bike Ride, We Present To You The Following Image

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Because if you are like us, you’ve probably already seen too much. What’s our beef? Well, besides the obvious environmental waste/health risks brought on by naked genitalia on bicycle seats, two reasons, really: A) Bicycling is a revolutionary act that we’d like to get over to as many regs as possible, as soon as possible, [...]

This Weekend: Hurricane Earl, Labor Day, And More

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

It’s a lazy Labor Day weekend with the threat of a hurricane, so things are looking a little on the slow-paced side. Still, you’re not totally without options, and if all else fails, try stopping by one of the Fringe Fest events. FRIDAY: >>>Lou Barlow and Wye Oak play Johnny Brenda’s. Now that’s the way [...]

Film Sweat: International Flavor Edition

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

RECOMMENDED: Set inside a tank during the First Lebanon War in 1982, Israeli writer/director Samuel Maoz‘s uncompromising Lebanon takes viewers into combat from the perspective of four young soldiers and their periscope; it took home the Leone d’Oro at the 2009 Venice Film Festival. ALSO NEW IN THE THEATERS: Globetrotting, Italian-woman-dating George Clooney is eager [...]

Live Arts / Fringe Fest: Wading Through Your Sticky, Sweaty Options

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Perhaps nothing signifies the unofficial end of summer better than the Live Arts/Philly Fringe Festival, which starts today and runs through September 18. Like those last days of summer, the festival has that exhausting, disorienting, sweaty feel of trying to cram in a million experiences before autumn sets in…experiences sometimes so strange you’ll still be [...]

First Friday Listings Are Ready For You

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Earl got you stuck in the city? Call a wahmbulance. Meantime, plan tonight’s First Friday hops here.

Making Time Labor Day Weekend Trailer Reveals Awful Truth About Dave P: He’s Been Dead All Summer!

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Weekend at Making Time from klipcollective on Vimeo. Dave, if you’re up there somewhere, say hi to Bernie for us.

THE MAYANS PREDICTED THEM!

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

… or something. Happy 9/02/10, everybody!

Spank Rock Guests On Totally Awesome New Mark Ronson Track/Video

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Two great tastes that taste great together, and God damn if this ain’t a straight up JAM. Plus: BIKES! YOU LOVE BIKES!

Readers Fwd: Someone Still Loves You Vai Sikahema

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Surely you are aware of the measure of mediocrity that is the “Locals Are” infodump on the NBC 10 homepage. Well, the attached screenshot contains two Vai Sikahema stories that the site’s readers are bored of. Apparently, I’m tremendously bored as well, which is why I was at their site in the first place. So [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Trippiest Dinner Party Ever, Man

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Tales at Philadelphia Livearts/Fringe Festival 2010 from David Miranda Hardy on Vimeo. This is the trailer for Tales, Found Theater‘s “thought-provoking journey through a modern version of ancient Rome that investigates and challenges the conventions of storytelling,” which starts its Fringe Festival run tomorrow night. Somewhere in all of this, there had better be some [...]