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UPenn Named 2nd Most Dangerous Ivy League College

Oh look: The Daily Beast did a charticle on the most dangerous Ivy Leagues (based on crime and not stats related to soulburn generated by banal, ignorant upper-middle-class fuckface undergrads), and UPenn came in second:

Criminal Incidents (most recent 3 calendar years):
Murders: 4
Negligent Homicides: 0
Forcible Rapes: 27
Non-forcible Rapes: 0
Robberies: 176
Aggravated Assaults: 40
Burglaries: 117
Car Thefts: 28
Arsons: 0

Throw your gang signs and book Asher Roth for Spring Fling, kids! Y’all just got some street cred!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 14th, 2010 at 11:58 am.

  • mordesquitos

    Looks like Harvard is the rape capital of the Ivy League.

  • barryg

    How does Harvard in Cambridge have almost 9 times as many burglaries as Penn in West Philly? This doesn’t smell right. I would question the source of these numbers.

  • Unckle-Tickle

    but hey, no arsons yet!

  • Rob N

    @barryg — It is because when an ipod is yanked in Harvard from an unlocked dorm, it is the worst thing that ever happened to them, while if it happens in Philly they know they were stupid and are too embarrassed to report it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=62144041792 Sugar Town

    A related charticle with the 50 most dangerous colleges has Temple, Penn, and La Salle at 16, 17, and 49.