The Philebrity Index: Not Armageddon

· Distance between Earth and an asteroid that passed closer than the moon and luckily didn’t kill us all this morning, at its closest: 154,000 miles
· Money to be returned to the city by Mulhern Electric Company, Inc., for defrauding its way into a $1.1 million municipal contract: $109,700
· Amount of illegal material confiscated in the newly implemented random searches on PATCO: 1 crackpipe
· Money raised for charity in the first round of auctions for 15 amazing statues of the Phanatic: $70,000
· Number of teams currently ahead of the Phillies in the NL East: 0

One Response to “The Philebrity Index: Not Armageddon”

  1. garr1s0n Says:

    RE: That last one…. Nice.

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