The Philebrity Index: Not Armageddon
· Distance between Earth and an asteroid that passed closer than the moon and luckily didn’t kill us all this morning, at its closest: 154,000 miles
· Money to be returned to the city by Mulhern Electric Company, Inc., for defrauding its way into a $1.1 million municipal contract: $109,700
· Amount of illegal material confiscated in the newly implemented random searches on PATCO: 1 crackpipe
· Money raised for charity in the first round of auctions for 15 amazing statues of the Phanatic: $70,000
· Number of teams currently ahead of the Phillies in the NL East: 0







September 8th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
RE: That last one…. Nice.