New Republican Motorcycle Gang Just The Thing For The Teeny Tiny Joey Vento In All Of Us
Republican Riding Association
Date: 2010-09-01, 5:33PM
GOP Riders, MC is a politically oriented motorcycle club who’s mission is to promote both the love of motorcycles and our Republican Political Ideology.
Like-minded people tend to work better together when their goals are similar in nature. Our Club will work hard to start chapters in every county/parish/district across the U.S., recruiting duly Registered Republican motorcycle enthusiasts who have a love of Country, Riding, and most of all, the Freedom to do so.
Understanding that great diversity exists in the motorcycling community is also a very important objective of the club, GOP Riders will not discriminate against any Republican motorcycle enthusiast based on their choice of motorcycle.
Additionally, our club is open to male and female riders, riders of every age, ethnicity and people from many different walks of life and life experiences. All riders who are registered Republican Voters are welcome to pledge and join GOP Riders, MC. Diversity is what makes our country great, and we will strive to keep our Club free of any and all discrimination, save for political affiliation.
GOP Riders, MC will strive to attend as many political functions as possible, to recruit membership and to promote our “Grand Old Party” and love of the freedom of the open road that so many motorcycle enthusiasts share.
Live Free, Ride Free and Fight to Stay Free!
Chapters already established: Philadelphia, PA, Montgomery County, PA, Cape May County, NJLocation: Philadelphia
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Though the above post on Craigslist has been flagged, GOP Riders would indeed seem to be real — a website in progress reveals that membership costs $75 (that shit had better come with some Rogaine and boner pills) and a blog section that as yet, sadly, does not contain any posts about hot GOP motorcycle mamas or about future rides to Kenya to get Obama’s “real” birth certificate. As midlife crisis affiliations go, this is a pretty obnoxious one, but if you’ve been following the various overcompensating efforts of sad little men like Joey Vento, the existence of GOP Riders should not be altogether surprising; what would be a real treat to see, though, would be how well these pleated-jeans fuckfaces do at security for Rolling Stones gigs and at making their own meth.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
they’ll probably steer VERY clear of fishtown/frankford ave. although i’d love to see that go down.
September 2nd, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I don’t know about that. my wife got “hassled” driving back from target by some friendly motorcycle gentlemen,because of some Obama bumper stickers.
September 16th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I’m a member of the GOP RIDERS,you want to show your age the Rolling Stones at Altamont happend Dec.6,1969,I was 3,so before you start talking about my club and its members get the facts go to our website and if Jory Vento is reading this I want 1 wiz wit.And if the Stones want us for security we would be glad to do it.As far as name calling it shows your level of intelligence and who wares pleated jeans I guess your mom still buys your clothes.
September 17th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Joe? is that you? lol Nice one! Can you believe this douche? Apparently, we are all middle aged men going through a midlife crisis and addicted to meth! Ahaha yes! guilty as charged! You can tell this douche does not have a real job because he is writing goofy articles on a Tuesday at 11:32am. Unless of course he does have job but not one of any importance where his undivided attention is required.
Listen sweetie, I am a 22 year old female and a member of GOP Riders, I don’t think I’ll be needing rogaine and boner pills anytime soon. So before you crack your cliche played out biker jokes, get your facts straight, move out of yo mama’s house and get a job!
After you do that, come see me for an already checked republican registration to start the beginning of your loser free life!
-Nicole P.
GOP RIDERS