Archive for July, 2010

We Interrupt This Painfully Slow July News Cycle To Freak OUT With You Over Stella, The Baby Giraffe

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Everyone, CHECK OUT THIS LITTLE GUY! As-yet-unnamed broheim is the newest addition to the Philadelphia Zoo, and after this post runs, I won’t be allowed to visit him because of MY DESPERATE PRIMAL REACTION THAT MAKES ME WANT TO PUT THINGS THAT ARE THIS CUTE INTO MY MOUTH. Oh. My. God.

Recommended Viewing: Victor Quinaz’s “Forefathers”

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Director Victor Quinaz‘s latest installment of his “PERIODS” series finds Jefferson, Franklin, Washington, and Cornwallis sparking up a doob on a hillside for some real talk. We kind of love everything about this.

More Details Emerge In Death Of DJ Randy Flash

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Via the Inky — in a teeny tiny crime-blotter story that makes zero mention of who the victim was — comes some disturbing details regarding the circumstances of DJ Randy Flash‘s tragic death: Rendell Miller was at a party on the 4900 block of North Camac Street in the Logan section when there was knock [...]

“Eagels” Fans Can Now Get Their Very Own Firefox Skin!

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

But there’s just one problem, you see.

Mexican Film Critic Makes M. Night Want To Kill Self

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Although perhaps he doth protest too much? [via Gawker]

Countering Toomey’s Sestattacks

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Wall Street-lovin’ Pat Toomey is pulling ahead of Earmarkin’ Joe Sestak in the race for a Senate seat, with the most recent Rasmussen poll showing Toomey with 45% of the vote and Sestak with 38%. While Toomey’s campaign asks “Who is Joe Sestak?” (a tax-and-spend “far-flung lefty” and eternal Pelosi patron perhaps?), it’s time to [...]

This Is What Happens When You Never Bother To Ignore A Friend Request From Jerome Nottingham IV

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

From Johnny Goodtimes July 20 at 3:50pm: I just wanted to drop you a note to say thank you for taking confirmation of my offer of facebook friendship so seriously. I understand that the confirmation process is a complicated one that should not be taken lightly, and simply clicking “Yes” without weighing both the pros [...]

Tonight At Philebrity Salon: More New Adventures In Booze

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

This Just In: Stab-Stab-Stab-Stabadelphia

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Fox29 is reporting a stabbing on the westbound SEPTA platform at Kensington and Allegheny Aves. For Christ’s sake, Philadelphia. Get it together.

And Now, Today’s GOOD NEWS: University City is Bangin’, Report Says

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

The verdict is in: Despite hard times, University City is glowing. University City District, the area’s neighborhood improvement and economic development organization, just released the 2010 State of University City. The report details all kinds of cool shit about the neighborhood’s growth and development in various areas, like sustainability and commercial vitality. Take for example, [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: David Bowie, “Never No Turnin’ Back (Demo),” Sigma Sound Studios, August 1974

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Pretty cool recently unearthed footage of Bowie recording what would eventually become the track “Right” from the Young Americans album, here in Philly at the fabled Sigma Sound Studios.

The Philebrity Index: Planet Of The Titi Monkeys

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

· Pay increase per person demanded by the cast of the Jersey Shore, who are on strike until they get a guarantee of more money per episode from MTV: $17,000 · Number of monkeys hidden around the waist of a man flying into Mexico from Peru: 18 · Number of plastic ducks that are still [...]

From The Desk Of Eddie Austin: Here’s The Part Where Some Of You Will Have To Pretend You Are Not Stoked About A Franklin Mills Forever 21 Store

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

If anything happens to us, please know that we want Eddie to take this thing over when we die.

R.I.P.: Randall “Flash” Miller, 1968-2010

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Randall “Flash” Miller — alternately known for years in Philly’s dance music community as DJ Randy Flash — passed away last night after being shot in a senseless crime by two suspects said to be 15 and 17 years old. Many also knew Randy from his work as a record seller at Philly’s legendary Sound [...]

When You’re Laughing At M. Night Shyamalan, The Whole World Laughs With You

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

What we once thought was, you know, just a personal preference is quickly becoming some kind of moviegoer gospel: M. Night Shyamalan is officially a laughing stock. Fortunately for M. Night and all the people here in Philly who work on each-worst-than-the-last movies, NBC Universal has removed video evidence of an audience cracking up at [...]

Prematurely Waxing Nostalgic About Facebook

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

With a teaser trailer claiming Facebook’s founder is (among other things) a “prophet” (a killer tagline) , a cast list that includes Justin Timberlake, and a full-length trailer with an oh-so-dramatic backtrack, The Social Network, an upcoming film about the creation of Facebook, has only added to the buzz surrounding Facebook as the six-year-old site [...]

Our Recurring Nightmare Of An All-Philadelphia Chatroulette May Soon Become A Reality

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Chatroulette is no longer just for the random, more-or-less anonymous connection of lonely people and/or perverts. Now, international users of the webcam matchmaker can connect more methodically through location-based or otherwise topical channels. Localroulette automatically filters users according to IP address (creating, for example, “http://us-pa.chatroulette.com/” — an all-PA chatroom). The only downside: Once you enter [...]

Advance Warning: 6TH ANNUAL BELLE & SEBASTIAN DANCE PARTY THIS SATURDAY!

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Readers Write: Where’s Alan Feldman?

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Sounds like Action News wasn’t the only local news that went crazy from the heat this weekend. no need for lawyers to buy ads during Maury and Jerry when you have fox29. the first half hour of Sunday night’s 10 o’clock news featured jon gosselin’s divorce attorney yammering about the mel gibson story, had a [...]

Giant “Uni-Tea” Rally In Philly To Bring Together Wildly Politically Unsophisticated People Of Up To 4 Four Races

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Armed with a Cash-4-Gold-esque logo and dream in their hearts that they can make that pesky ol’ NAACP declaration go away, Tea Party leaders have set July 31st as for their Uni-Tea rally, hoping that the Some Of Their Best Friends Who Are Black might come along and spout the unintelligible party line with them. [...]