Or maybe it’s “From the Desk of Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.” By 5:17PM yesterday, when major particulars of the Duck Boat tragedy were still being sorted out, Philly attorney Alan Feldman had his PR team already out querying local media outlets, with a rather, erm, “excited” pitch email like this going around:

From: [REDACTED]
To: [REDACTED]
Sent: Wed Jul 07 18:17:20 2010
Subject: ALAN FELDMAN (PHILLY ATTORNEY) AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT IN REGARDS TO PHILLY DUCK BOAT AX RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey [REDACTED] ,

Alan Feldman of the Philadelphia law firm Feldman and Shepherd is available as an expert to talk about the issues and legal implications of the Duck Boat tragedy that occurred today. In fact, he served as the coordinating counsel and attorney for several of the victims in the Pier 34 litigation which has striking similarities. Alan can speak to river safety, boating safety, maritime law and vehicle integrity. He can also speak to the important issues dealing with the safety of the Duck Boat (i.e. amphibious vehicles).

Alan’s cell phone is [REDACTED]. Feel free to call him directly.

WANT HIM????

You’ll be happy to know that Fox 29 did. Feldman appeared as part of the lead story on their 10PM broadcast.

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 8th, 2010 at 12:00 pm.