Good news: While you were in competition with every other living American to see who can eat the most burnt hot dogs, the promoter’s bill was seriously de-fanged. The bill, introduced by Councilmen Darrell Clarke (who promptly went into media hiding after it was introduced) and Bill Greenlee (who, in a City Council first, revealed [...]

Woot, there it is! It’s a party! It’s your birthday! And we gonna party LIKE YOU FOOLS HAVE NOT COMPLETELY RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR SHIT TO WRITE ABOUT. So here’s the new thing: Anonymous commenters on the Internet are mean and nasty. And here’s some quotes from hand-wringing editors, fretting over about how to [...]

Eternity, Alicia Eggert & Mike Fleming, 2010, mixed media. On view this Friday for one night only at Progressive Sharing, where 36 clock hands mounted to white plexi will spell the word “ETERNITY” once every 12 hours.