A (Moderately) Populist Call To Bike-tion.

Many people, and especially women, who ride bikes in Philadelphia have been internally been playing the “What if?” game for the past few weeks. Most of us usually feel safer on our bikes than on foot: We are faster, more isolated, we have our headphones on and we are staring straight ahead; no one is going to bother us — or so we assume. It’s always difficult when these ideas that we have floating around are abruptly and violently challenged. Also, our perceptions of safety regarding ourselves and our personal belongings can drastically affect our quality-of-life, and right now we’re all feeling pretty low.

That said, it seems a little bit like Philly cyclists are as tenacious as pit-bulls in the face of bike related adversity. For instance, we all know that we’re risking a bike-napping every time we leave our bikes lovingly u-locked out on the mean streets. Pretty much everyone we know has had their bike stolen at least once. It’s hard to get accurate statistics on exactly how often this happens, because bike theft is absurdly under-reported to the Police (which is unsurprising due to their startling inefficiency regarding that sort of thing.) The FBI estimates that probably only one-third of all bikes that are stolen are reported. Obviously, they do not mention how many of these reported stolen bikes make it back to their rightful owners, once law-enforcement is on the job. With that in mind, according to Kryptonite’s (they make pretty much the only bike locks that stand a chance against the bolt cutters and angle grinders of the world) 2008 Worst Cities For Bike Theft list (the most recent one released) Philadelphia was at number one by a long shot. Apparently, no one else even came close.

Only. here’s the other thing: Philly is a great place to ride bikes. In spite of that dumb law Frank DiCicco tried to pass last year, or dangerous drivers who seem dedicated to running over cyclists, or bike thieves, for that matter. We don’t really know anyone who has had the police find their bike once stolen, but we know a bunch of people who got their bikes back through Craigslist Lost + Found, or because some other cyclist saw it and stole it back for them. That’s kind of cool. In fact, the cycling community here is pretty generous and helpful; a real community as opposed to a scene. But our bikes are still getting stolen (and sometimes, of course, worse). As a community, we can try to stop that from happening. We need to be able to feel safe on and off of our bicycles, because this place is our home (for better or worse) and we shouldn’t have to be afraid here. Bike-nappers, cycle-snatchers, lock-cutters, scam-artists and worse citywide: If you want a bike so bad, you can build your own. And we could show you how to do it.

  • grackles

    I don’t know if this was a metaphorical “you have your headphones on” like you are in your own little world, but real talk: riding a bike in the city with headphones on is insanely dumb. People who do this make the whole biking-in-Philly game a bit more dangerous for themselves and others.

  • radioactivecat

    I ride with ear buds that are open, and keep the volume low enough that I can hear the world around me…

    Also – if I read one more article that talks about how that kid ‘just wanted to steal her bike, but things tragically escalated’, I’m going to scream. We’re really supposed to believe that?

  • A Feculent Rainbow

    Great… this again. Why is it so dangerous to bike with earphones on? Should deaf people not be allowed to bike? Is there something that I (wearing headphones) can not hear that anyone in a car with the windows up and the most mild stereo level can hear? Should we also ban walking with headphones?

    I suppose, maybe, that if I was the type of bicyclist that was often passed and didn’t look behind me before deviating from my linear path you could maybe claim that I would miss a weak-voiced “to your left.” Maybe. However, I am not passed often and use my eyes to bike as my echo-locating skills leave much to be desired. I would argue that your comment is insanely hyperbolic.

  • Ajane_and_Syd

    I would say the difference is that the car has a steel cage, seat belts and airbags. But hey, to each his/her own. Just don’t ask me to scrape your carcass off the pavement if something does happen to you. (Not sure why you would and hopefully it won’t)

    Also, I don’t know many people who have had their bikes stolen, but it seems like everyone has been in some sort of nasty accident with an automobile, truck or a bus. I am nervously waiting my turn, and it very nearly comes almost every time I ride. Please Philly, watch for bikes.

  • Nate

    I’m with grackles on this. Absolutely no good reason to ride with headphones on.

  • joethestatusquo

    Well said Rainbow.. I too am tired of the over critical emphasis on earbuds.
    Time for Plan C: we all get strapped.

  • danpohlig

    I’m down 3 bikes, lost to the Philly bike underworld (though the first was back in like 1994 where anything went in Philly). Last two were locked up, with progressively stronger locks. So now I only ride bikes that I find in the trash or that people give away. If I want to spend a bunch of cash on a new bike, it won’t see the light of day unless it’s under my pasty non-ass ass.

    Also… PSA to drivers and passengers… please, please, please LOOK before opening your door. Can’t emphasize this enough especially after picking myself off of the middle of Locust Street just east of Broad last Thursday afternoon. I think my left shoulder is just now starting to function close to properly.

  • lightonfire

    from what i’ve learned over the years, the best way to keep your bike from getting stolen is to not leave it locked outside overnight—or for long periods of time in a shady area. always bring it inside.

    i once left my bike outside for a week straight (mostly bc i didn’t care about what happened to it) and one wheel and my seat were both stolen. guess they couldn’t break the kryptonite lock :P

  • A Feculent Rainbow

    @ Ajane: Thanks for not jinxing me. Cars also have horns/sirens that I CAN hear that through even the most broodle metal jams. However, they can’t hear anything beyond the decibel range of my ear-budded perception making all that steel cage so much more of a liability than me and my fuji-propelled beer belly.

    @ Nate: I guess I might agree with you if I hated music too. Every commute be it a walk, ride or drive is enhanced by some crunchy tunes. Science.

    @ Dan: I can really relate – I’m 3 down to this town too. And the single greatest threat to my well being on a bike is the random door. I have got some mass to me so it really hurts. Wet trolley tracks get a close second (for both threats, earbuds are not to blame).

  • barryg

    What action is this calling us to? Debating wearing earphones while riding a bike?

  • LB

    Maybe, except here’s the thing: somebody over at phileb has been listening to a little too much Memory Palace, or This American Life, or both.

  • grackles

    I will relate the experience that made me realize this was a bad idea. late nighttime, I am stone cold sober but wearing earbud earphones and riding my bike. a guy who doesn’t follow the normal biking rules is going the wrong way on a one way that I’m about to make a right onto. I look left, see no cars at the stop sign, and come around the corner, crashing head on into this guy. I couldn’t hear him say anything. even if you think you are an awesome biker, other people will mess with your ability to get around.

  • grackles

    also, I can sometimes hear the little “click” of a door opening with enough time to not get doored. whatever though, make sure you don’t ever miss out on your tunes!

  • Edizzle

    So, in conclusion, it sometimes takes a terrifying act of violence to wake us up to the larger issue of bike theft. Or something. Don’t you hate drivers??

  • A Feculent Rainbow

    I see your anecdotal evidence and raise you some of mine: same thing happened to me but I was not listening to music. We did hear each other but it didn’t matter! Boom, his huffy special had a taco’d front wheel and I was on my merry way with a bump on my knee. That’s why I always look where I’m going, bike assuming other people are retarded and if the corner is blind, I slow the fuck down.

    With regard to hearing the click, I’m sorry, you are sooooo full of shit. If you are close enough to hear the “click”, you do not have enough time to look back and ensure that you don’t get creamed by moving traffic (after all, why else would you even be close enough to get clipped) before dodging the door. That is, unless you’re the batman. Are you the batman?

  • grackles

    Many people have accused me of being the Batman for my physique, riches, and ways with female reporters. However, I can’t speak to it.

    Your ears help you on your bike, in my opinion. I won’t back down on headphones hampering a vital bikeriding sense. Say you do see that door opening up in front of you and need to move to not get doored…I can hear if there’s a car over my left shoulder because I don’t have my ears covered up and don’t have to do that last minute look before swerving. anyway, I’m done. we could trade stories all night or I could go fight crime.

    ride on Mr. Rainbow.

  • A Feculent Rainbow

    Hahaha, right on and ride on.

  • lightonfire

    best way to not get doored? don’t ride so close to parked cars!

  • Nate

    @lightonfire: That does help to avoid doors. It’s also a great way to get hit by a moving car.

  • lightonfire

    @Nate: yea it does take some extra boldness.

  • amc4232

    I’ll add to the debate about headphones that it is currently (and has been for some time) illegal to bike with headphones, though your odds of ever getting cited for it are slim to say the least.

    I did get one bike stolen (my fault – I forgot to lock the gate to my alleyway), but a little bit of common sense does go a long way. Don’t leave it out overnight, and don’t leave it in too sketchy an area if you can avoid it. A good heavy duty lock goes without saying. If you’re relying on a cable, say goodbye to your bike. Also, pick up some of those locking hubs for your wheels and seat (like pinhead makes). They can definitely be inconvenient when changing a flat (especially if you don’t carry the bulky key with you), but they’re pretty much impossible to break into without destroying the wheel. A good investment, and you don’t have to worry about carrying a cable or finding some crazy way to get the wheels, frame, and seat locked.