Update: Byko Could Become Largest Supporter Of Bike Lanes With No Effort From Byko
As you know! Like we were saying! Byko doesn’t like bike lanes! And he will not shut the fuck up about it! Which is funny! And we can laugh at it! Because anyone who actually takes Byko seriously at this late date will be dead soon! So the Bicycle Coalition Of Philadelphia had this great idea! What if they had an online fundraiser where people could donate to them in Byko’s name! If enough people donate that could make Byko the largest supporter of the Bicycle Coalition there is! That would also be funny! It would make his head explode! His weird greasy head! It probably smells like the bar mats at the Pen & Pencil! Oh gawd plus a little bit of Olivo Hair Tonic head smell! That’s what it smells like we bet! Which is funny! Because sometimes! That is the way money smells, too!
Previously: Byko Will Not Shut Up About The Fucking Bike Lanes
June 8th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I never for the life of my understood why Bykofsky decided to use the picture of my mom’s high school science teacher that I found in her yearbook as his headshot, but sure enough he did.
June 9th, 2010 at 12:01 am
Great posts today but pls edit your interns’ writing.