Craigslist Of The Day : Franco-philes

Question #1: Pineapple Express James Franco, Gucci ad James Franco, General Hospital James Franco, or Milk James Franco?

Question #2: How do the “mostly evening hours” work into this rather broad idea of “service industry”? Hrm…

Question #3: Does “Uniform is required and will depend on the occasion” remind anyone else of this (NSFW)?

Question #4: Who all reads “Open to hiring a team of two” as “Hoping to hire a tag-team or two”?

Now that we think about it, though, maybe that whole “(thick-rimmed glasses, yes. contacts, NO!)” bit means they want forthcoming Howl James Franco.