In a find that we’ll be forwarding to anthropologists all over the world shortly, Philebrity is pleased to announce that we have recently learned that we are in possession of what appears to be The World’s Oldest Living iPod (pictured). As you may remember, the iPod was a thing you put your music on, complete with meticulously curated “playlists,” in the time before your attention span became so fractured that even that became something you just didn’t have any time for. As it happens, this first-generation iPod was the Philebrity in-house music source, and was used at old Philebrity parties such as Palaré, Stay Loose and Turkey Lurkey (Silk City, Thanksgiving Eve ’05). It appears that the last time this iPod was updated was 2005, and to our eternal surprise, it still accepts a charge! But we know this relic cannot last forever, so we’re giving it one last go-round before we send it to the Smithsonian. Please join us on the river tomorrow after work for this old guy’s last lap. Upcoming Philebrity Happy Hour calendar after the jump.

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 20th, 2010 at 4:58 pm.