Archive for April, 2010

Dept. Of Lists And Bikes: Hey, 27 Outta 50 Ain’t So Bad…

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

From Bicycling‘s “America’s Top 50 Bike-Friendly Cities”:

This Evening: Trans-Siberian Orchestra Brings You Season’s Greetings!

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

>>> The War On Drugs play their first local show in foreverrrrrrrrr! With High Places at Kung Fu Necktie. >>> And, uh, I don’t know what Trans-Siberia Orchestra is doing in town tonight, but they are here, at the Tower Theater. The seasons are all so weird now. I know that they moved summer into [...]

SHH! BE QUIET! BRIAN TIERNEY IS TRYING TO THINK!

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

We will leave it to you to come up with the according drinking game rules in the comments.

Did Local Media Drop The Ball By Intentionally Forgetting That Bill Cosby Might Have Been A Big Ol’ Boobie-Groper?

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Last night, legendary comedian/everybody’s Dad Bill Cosby was given the Marian Anderson Award for his charitable work — a big deal nationally, and an even bigger deal if you grew up in Philly like Anderson did. And it came on the heels of what feels like a restoration project of the Cosby image: A complete [...]

Last Call: Send In Your MP3s For The All-Philly Thursday MP3 Dizzle!

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

We casually asked, you emphatically, inspiringly obliged. And so tomorrow on Philebrity, we’re going to be featuring songs about Philly written and performed by Philly bands. And if you haven’t sent us a tune yet, there’s still time: Send us your track to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com by midnight tonight to be considered for our all-Philly roundup. And [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Steve Powers On Why He Loves West Philly

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

A Love Letter For You from Megawords Magazine on Vimeo. [H/t to Likes And Likes]

By Adding Online Betting, Philly.com Gets Just A Little Closer To Being The World’s Worst Website

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

In an effort to make our brains explode, Philly.com has recently partnered with FanDuel, a UK company specializing is a sort of “one-night-stand” fantasy sports. FanDuel’s system operates on the fringes of what’s permitted with online betting, but does seem to be legally kosher — especially when you consider that Philly.com is basically funded by [...]

I Knew The Obama Hope Poster. I Worked With The Obama Hope Poster. And You, Sharif Street, Are No Obama Hope Poster.

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

The Metro’s got a piece today on how Sharif Street is dipping his toe into politics once again, but more importantly, it also has a sidebar that lets Sharif get all Harry Chapin up in there about his dad, some dude named John. [Photo credit: Metro/Rikard Larma]

Dept. Of Pet Peeves: C’mon, Publicists

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Two things: 1. Stop sending your press releases as Word docs. What is this, 1999? Paste that shit into an email and let’s get on with it already. (Word docs also carry viruses. We can’t even believe we have to explain this you.) 2. And unbelievably, some of you still don’t know how to BCC. [...]

Also Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Somebody Call The Existential Detectives!

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Because we’ve fallen into a meta-hole where Kabletown is going to head-to-head with Xfinity but Xfinitity is Comcast and so is KableTown AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Worms, Everywhere, And No Can To Be Found

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

By now, you’ve probably seen that yesterday, a U.S. appeals court tut-tutted the FCC over slamming Comcast for throttling bandwidth usage for some of it more, shall we say, libertine customers. Now, ur first instinct was to dismiss this all as some excellent lawyerin’ on the part of Kabletown — and, make no mistake, it [...]

Dear Everyone: Is Yarn Bombing Real?

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

On second thought, don’t tell us, we love how it feels right now. It’s like the Daria reunion episode that never happened. (Holy crap it’s real.)

Dept. Of Drinking At Work And Generally Just Being An Old Country Music Song: Steven James’ “Singin’ It Lonesome” Mixtape

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Singin’ it Lonesome Mix 1.0 by stevenwardjames Aw, c’mon, we know you’re sneakin’ out for a three-Martini lunch, and we know what you got under the desk over there. Our bro Steven made this old classic country mixtape in advance of SINGIN’ IT LONESOME w/ The Wallace Brothers, an old-style country night at Kung Fu [...]

Will Bunch’s Next Book To Arrive Before Its Topic Is History?

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Daily News writer/Attytood dude Will Bunch‘s next book, The Backlash: Right-Wing Radicals, Hi-Def Hucksters, and Paranoid Politics in the Age of Obama, won’t be out until the end of August. But staring at the cover and trying to crystal-ball it, we couldn’t help but wonder: Will The Backlash still be going on then? The part [...]

Tonight At Philebrity Salon: Sophisticated Seconds

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

We have no idea if other people can pick up on this vibe or not (and in fact we fear that we are totally alone here), but if you can, come down. A few choice cuts after the jump.

Noontime Nuggetz: Rock On, Philly!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Pardon us for a second: Is that Cheap Trick in the Khyber? Maybe we can ask ‘em when they play The Mann with Squeeze on Fri., July 16th. (Tickets on sale Friday.) Also, it’s amazing to think that there was a time 94 WYSP didn’t suck. Their slogan now should be: “Rock on, Philly! (We’ll [...]

Who Is Jarret A. And Why Is He Totally Decimating Everyone On Foursquare?

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

We know, we know: Many of you already despise Foursquare, the social network/app thingy that tells everyone in the world everywhere you are (so they can rob you), and credit it with being final, incontrovertible proof that people just love themselves a little too much. (Why you continue to look for evidence of this when [...]

Is Fracking The New Fur?

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

We were hoping it was a sex thing, but it’s not. “Fracking” is a natural gas drilling process in which millions of gallons of water mixed with chemicals are forced down into the shale in order to extract gas. It’s kind of like giving the earth a colonic, and just like with those things, you’ve [...]

Readers Photoshop: Artwork Leaked For New Mural To Replace Rizzo

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Brilliant. Thanks, Gabriel Ehri. Related: SEPTA FIRE RATS

At This Rate, Philly Will Be Like London In… 2132

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

More red light cameras have been installed at Henry Avenue and Walnut Lane, Rising Sun and Adams avenues, and Aramingo and Castor avenues. So don’t think you’re not being watched, Philadelphia; you are. Just… very slowly.