Archive for April, 2010

And Let’s Kick It Off With A Whole Pile O’ Crazy: Local Tea Partiers Already Gearing Up For Big Rally On Saturday

Monday, April 12th, 2010

The Independence Hall Tea Party is a loose affiliation of locals all flying whatever flag the ad-hoc Tea Party movement can fly at any given moment. At present, it is comprised of Joey Vento, listeners of Dom Giordano‘s knee-jerk radio hour, any number of astroturfing groups as outed on the Rachel Maddow show, angry old [...]

This Weekend: Play Your Piano With Your Feathered Hair On The Island That The Record Company Rented For You

Friday, April 9th, 2010

FRIDAY: >>> In honor of this week’s change in how weed possession charges will now be processed in Philadelphia, we’d like to offer you the following suggestions: Cinderella at the Electric Factory, and/or Acid Mothers Temple at Johnny Brenda’s. That is all. SATURDAY: >>> Two big, big things that we’ve touched on earlier, both related [...]

This Just In: Mayor Kicks A Ball Better Than Sitting President Can Throw One

Friday, April 9th, 2010

And with that, Philebrity would like to cordially welcome THE PHILADELPHIA UNION to town this weekend, as they play their first home game tomorrow. UP THE UNION! Previously: From The Desk Of Ed Farnsworth: UP THE UNION!

Surprise! Celebrity Boxing Is Fake!

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Celebrity boxing promoter/hero to publicists Damon Feldman, shown above with two women whose identities no reasonable person should admit to knowing, has been arrested and charged with fixing celebrity boxing fights and promoting without a license. In related news, Jesus wasn’t white. [Photo credit: HughE Dillion/Philly ChitChat] Previously: Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: Michael Lohan [...]

Film Sweat: Gasp!

Friday, April 9th, 2010

RECOMMENDED AT THE PHILADELPHIA FILM FESTIVAL SPRING PREVIEW: The Square is an Australian film by director Nash Edgerton who lays on a kind of Hitchcock-by-way-of-Neil-LaBute suspense so thick that, no lie, I gasped like I’d been stabbed at one point during the movie. And it felt fantastic. Edgerton’s movie is populated by nice working-class/suburban Aussies, [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Patti LaBelle ft. Michael McDonald, “On My Own”

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Now ain’t that a vibe.

Captain Freeshit: Win A Two-Fer Pass For Spring Film Fest Preview Weekend!

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Click above to view full schedule. We got a good one here for ya, folks: As you may know, The Philadelphia Film Society’s Spring Film Fest Preview starts tonight. Now, while tickets to the Fest are free, many of those have already been snapped up and what remains is “rush line” seating for screenings. We [...]

And Now, Your Hand-Drawn Neighborhood Map: FRANKFORD!

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Click to enlarge. Reader o b did us a solid by mapping out one of our thus-far neglected ‘hoods, where we spent some of our high school years traversing on the way to Electric Playground and trying not to get beat up. “Not too many sites of note,” he says, “but perhaps a posting of [...]

Shut Up, D.C., And Just Be Thankful We Didn’t Send A Bus Trip From Moe’s Tavern Down There

Friday, April 9th, 2010

From a letter to the editor in yesterday’s Washington Post: On Monday, I went to Nationals Park, thrilled that the season was opening and hoping for a victory. But my enthusiasm was dampened quickly. After the Phillies fans cheered loudly for their team (which I do not begrudge), they booed the whole time our team [...]

Dept. Of Misery Loving Company: Peeping In On Locals On Jobvent

Friday, April 9th, 2010

JobVent is a review site for employers, and it is… fascinating. The site runs on a pretty simple concept, as described in the moniker: People go on, vent about their jobs, and then rate the company accordingly. And it’s fascinating not just because, even in these funemployed times, people hate their jobs (actually that is [...]

Douche-us Interruptus: Wynn Not Making Sand Castle Near South Philly Target After All

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Nothing gold can stay. Meanwhile, with Wynn stating that he’d be into it again if the state revoked Foxwoods’ license — which could in fact totally happen, as the Foxwoods tale gets worse and worse all the time — all signs point to a power play/taking-my-toys-and-going-home situation here. Is Wynn gone forever? Probably not.

And Now, The Ten Best Reader-Submitted Songs About Philly

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Once again, we asked and you delivered. Whilst listening to an episode of American Routes last weekend, it hit us: Why isn’t there more of a canon of traditional and real, present-day songs about Philadelphia? So many of the great musical cities of America through the ages — we’re thinking New Orleans, New York City, [...]

R.I.P.: Malcolm McLaren, 1946-2010

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Suffice it to say that we picked up what this guy was putting down. Rest in peace, you wild genius.

This Moment In Unintentionally Hilarious Accuweather Graphics: BEWARE OF STRONG FLOW

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Er, ah, that’s what she said.

Appeals Panel To Inky, Lenders, Et. Al: The Show Must/Will Go On, Hold To April 27th Auction Date

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Despite its lenders’ continued pissing and moaning about their lovely (and mostly likely ultimately ignored) credit-swapping possibilities, Philadelphia Newspapers Inc. is still on course to go up on the auction block on April 27th, a federal appeals panel has ruled. The decision might go some of the way towards explaining Brian Tierney’s Big Weird Press [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: The Circles, Winners Of The WYSP Local Band Search, Bijou Cafe, 7-29-81

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Gosh. The old scene in Philly was so much more straaaaange and wonderful than the current one.

Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: Michael Lohan At South Philly Bar & Grill

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

HughE has been trying to explain to us how this dark vortex of celebrity boxing, fameballs and gross dads came to land in South Philly, but really, we need not wonder: The South Philly business community has been inviting this kind of rapture for years now. And while we could opine about how much better [...]

And Now, Your Hand-Drawn Neighborhood Map: Steve Powers’ WEST PHILLY

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Click to enlarge. When we ran this clip yesterday of artist Steve Powers speaking about his “Love Letter” mural project in West Philly, one commenter noted that, as awesome as Powers and his project are, how come there’s still been no submission for a hand-drawn map of West Philly? (We were a little bit stymied [...]

Dear God, Why Can French People Pop Popcorn With Their Cell Phones And Is This Something We All Should Be Worried About?

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Pop Corn téléphone portable micro-ondesUploaded by sassiere. – News videos from around the world. Because I have to be honest: This is one of those email fwds from my mom, which usually scare the hell out of me in a far more abstract way. First yarn bombers, now this. The world isn’t just a vampire; [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Gentrification, Thy Will Has Been Done — Vegan Realtors Now At Large In Philly

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Because many of today’s young, first-time homeowners want to know that their realtor isn’t the kind of person who eats houses. As seen on the Honey’s Sit-n-Eat placemat. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.