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Says reader Amelia:

I know you already have a million maps of the Northern Liberties, but mine is a very especial guide to liquids around my house. It was going to be strictly coffee but then I started to get carried away. I made it for my sister/roommate Molly after I promised her a treasure map. Things to know: 1. Welly is my boyfriend’s corgi and that green patch is where he likes to pee, it is a liquid, but I don’t advise drinking it. 2. Ditto note about horse farm. 3. The free straws really make the soda at Liberty Deli the best around. Oh yeah, and peeble is any measure you want it to be. Molly and I have been using it for ages. So that gives you guys about 2 and half peebles to post this map.

Well, Amelia, you seem like a nice girl who likes to party and isn’t afraid of horse pee. I suppose that’s enough to get your map on Philebrity. Thanks!

Anybody else want to join in the fun? Send us your hand-drawn neighborhood maps to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com and we will totally run them. And check out more neighborhood maps here on Philebrity.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 at 4:59 pm.