Archive for March, 2010

Captain Freeshit: Win Passes To See An Advance Screening Of Repo Men Tuesday Night!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Repo Men — not to be confused with the 1980s Emilio Estevez/Alex Cox classic — is a new film starring Jude Law and Forrest Whitaker as dudes who repossess body organs in a not-too-distant future where the health care system is even more fucked up than it is now. It’s both funny ha-ha and funny [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Lebanon, PA

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Lebanon, PA — made by Philly filmmakers Ben Hickernell and Jason Contino — will be premiering at SXSW this week.

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: The 700 Level Becomes Official, State-Run Sports Blog

Monday, March 15th, 2010

After months of speculation and its editors acting like they didn’t know it was gonna happen, Philly sportsblog The 700 Level has finally announced that they’ve officially partnered with Comcast SportsNet and CSNPhilly.com. Now, if five years in the blog biz has taught us anything, it’s this: Frequently, the moment blogs/bloggers get “picked up” by [...]

Here Are Some Bullet Points With Which We Can Tell You About The New Season Of Celebrity Apprentice

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Celebrity Apprentice 2010: Find the actual celebrities here! In case you missed the season premiere last night, here is a relatively spoiler-free roundup on this bizarre show we have come to love, fully and unironically: – Bret Michaels is raising money for “DIABEETUS” which, even though he has had it since he was six, still [...]

And Now, Your Hand-Drawn Neighborhood Map: QUEEN VILLAGE!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Click to enlarge. Congrats to Jon K., who just coined “People on bikes that ride on sidewalks” as our new favorite euphemism for… Mexicans! Hiyo! Thanks, we’ll be here all week. No, really. Also: Nice hand lettering! Anybody else want to join in the fun? Send us your hand-drawn neighborhood maps to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com and we [...]

Broadband.gov: It Might Be An Obamunist Plot, But At Least It’ll Keep Comcast Honest

Monday, March 15th, 2010

From the progressive blog Balloon Juice comes a heads-up about Broadband.gov, the Obama Admin’s FCC collaboration that, among other things, wants to help you make sure that you’re getting what you pay for when you buy Internet connectivity. To that end, they’ve put out a Consumer Broadband Test, that’ll test things like upload and download [...]

Welcome, Silicon Valley Refugees!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

There’s a pretty interesting interview in Fast Company with Josh Kopelman, managing partner at First Round Capital, about why one should go ahead and start up a new company in Philadelphia. Now, before we get to the various and sundry elephants in the room, let’s ponder what Kopelman has to say: There’s an inspiringly scrappy [...]

This Weekend: Gasping, Dying, But Somehow Still Alive

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Let’s not pretend that last weekend was anything more (and nothing less) than a furtive glimpse into the raw future, where we shall one day frolic in the sun and eat out of doors all over again, like the humans did in ancient times. And let us also regard what we’ve got this weekend — [...]

SEPTA Fares To Jump And Become Weird Prices That No One Will Ever Have The Exact Amount Of

Friday, March 12th, 2010

IN THE FUTURE… SEPTA fares will cost 5-6% more, leaving everyone scrambling for pennies and nickels as they rush out the door each morning, wondering why it all goes so smoothly for their friends in NYC (in the future, there won’t be SmartCards in Philly, either), while we are all scouring around like a bunch [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Jack Expresses His Disbelief

Friday, March 12th, 2010

“How could a company from Philadelphia buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war.” – Jack Donaghy (played by Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock Well, yeah. Welcome to our world, Jack.

Philebrity’s Thursday MP3 Dizzle: The 10 Best, Newest Local Tracks You Sent Us

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Wow. In about 24 hours, we received submissions from over 50 local acts, all of whom wanted to share their tunes with you, the good music lovers of Philadelphia (and beyond). Some were from acts we knew, and lots were from people we’d never heard of at all before. And if this shock-sampling was anything [...]

This Evening: Rag N Bone

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

>>> Henry Rollins will be at First Unitarian Church tonight talking about his recent world travels, which is almost de facto (probably) a talk about how fucked up America is. Which, if you haven’t been paying attention, is our national pastime. >>> Congrats to our lady friends who do The Rag, the monthly girls-getting-drunk-and-blasting-ELO night [...]

And Now, Your Hand-Drawn Neighborhood Map: PASSYUNK AVENUE!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Click to enlarge. @rachelriot has the right idea here: It’s all bars. Anybody else want to join in the fun? Send us your hand-drawn neighborhood maps to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com and we will totally run them. And check out more neighborhood maps here on Philebrity.

And Now, Your Hand-Drawn Neighborhood Map: FISHTOWN!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Says mapper Jon Goff: “I made this for some friends moving to Fishtown last year. Please note that it references ‘Secret Fishtown.’” OK, but, well, isn’t the first rule of living in Fishtown that there are no secrets? Ahem. Anybody else want to join in the fun? Send us your hand-drawn neighborhood maps to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com [...]

Quick Note: Submissions Are Closed For Philebrity’s Thursday MP3 Dizzle

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Holy wow: We’ve gotten a TON of submissions already for this new Thursday MP3 Dizzle thing we’re gonna try out. We’re still sifting through them, but have already heard some really great stuff. Nice going, Philadelphia. The first-ever Philebrity’s Thursday MP3 Dizzle will go live at 7PM tonight, so be sure to check back in [...]

Hoop Dreams Director Readies Iverson Doc

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Here’s the trailer for director Steve James‘ No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson. If timing is everything, well, James, who directed Hoop Dreams, has it all. The movie will premiere next week at the SXSW Film Festival in Austin, TX.

We Wuz Robbed: Philly Named Only The Sixth Craziest City

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

… or at least so says The Daily Beast. Paging Liz Spikol!

Noontime Nuggetz: Chio In The Morning, Justin Beiber, Some Girl Whose Parents Paid $1800 For Her To Be There…

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

… it’s all just too fucking creepy for words.

OK, Is It Finally Safe For Us To Talk About The Season Finale Of Big Love?

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Spoilers be damned! This was, without a doubt, the best single episode of any new dramatic TV show in a long, long time.

And Now, Your Hand-Drawn Neighborhood Map: OLD CITY!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Click to enlarge. Responding to our call the other day for hand-drawn neighborhood maps, here’s the first submission by @thedaveclarke. His chosen ‘hood? Old City, the very cradle of liberty. Things to love here: That he ran out of green marker so park areas are both green and white, Charlie’s Bar (and Cafe Ole) in [...]