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Aw Crap, Here’s Sweeney On The News

Courtesy of RedLasso. We’ll embed it after the jump, because apparently RedLasso still crashes some of your browsers. (Get with the times, people!) Fun facts:
· There are no cameramen behind the cameras at Fox29 — they’re all controlled in a secret room. That’s why Sweeney’s eyes are darting all over the place (no, really): He knows there is a camera in front of him, but damned if he can find where it is.
· The news is fake. All the pundits on this night and every other night are “coached.” But, hopefully, you knew that.
· Kerri-Lee is HOT. Like David Bowie in Labyrinth hot.
· That’s not a prosthetic neck Sweeney has. It’s 100% real.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm.

  • jim kenney

    Does Joey dye his hair?

  • jburnside

    what kind of hat were you wearing?

  • http://crushingkrisis.com krisis

    Nice summation, Joey.

    Also, what was with the unmentioned HCR protest b-roll when they were talking about crowd ugliness selling commercials? An intriguing bit of social commentary from the editor’s both.

  • Patricio

    I will have to say Kerri-Lee is even more impressive off camera.

  • cb

    I like Joey’s argument.

    It annoys the crap outta me that they keep saying “well… someone was Twittering…” Teenagers aren’t really ON Twitter that much, compared to adults. It’s much, much more than that.

  • daytimedrinker

    Great points made from both guys
    Put a red and white striped sweater and hat on Sweeney and wheres Waldo has finally been found
    http://www.jtrue.com/cartoons/art/low/wheres_waldo.jpg

  • julief

    Was anyone confused about the healthcare protest footage they viewed? I mean, unless flashmobs are also somehow part of the healthcare debate…I have a lot to learn about reform.

    The gentlemen have Kerri Lee and the ladies get Al Butler. Meowww. I like how you always keep it sexy, Fox! (Joey you keep it sexy too except for the fact that I was concerned you were having a brain seizure from your constant eye darting and all.)