Thank You, Jihad Jane, For Putting Pennsburg On The Map And Giving News Writers The Chance To Use Their Best “Terrorism On Main Street” Tropes
Oh, hi, Jihad Jane: Congratulations on being the very scariest kind of white person there is. Also, Pennsburg is located 40 miles northwest of Philadelphia and 5 miles southwest of Quakertown! Who knew? And the whole thing about you living on Main Street! It’s like a special gift from God to reporters! Be careful guys — you’re gonna blow a gasket you’re all so excited.
March 10th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I totally grew up there.