Spectrum Resolute In Selling Every Possible Piece Of Itself In The Hopes That By The Time It’s All Over, All That Will Be Left Is Dust And Mustard Packets

spectrum… and a demolition won’t even be necessary at all! We’ll just all sit around in the parking lot, sucking on mustard packets and listening to Grateful Dead bootlegs. (Actually, this sounds like a fucking fantastic time.) Here’s the next item up for sale:

Comcast-Spectacor plans to sell 500, 8-inch by 10-inch pieces of glass — at $74.75 — that feature autographs of members of the Philadelphia Flyers’ two Stanley Cup teams (1973-74 and 1974-75) etched into the glass. In addition, smaller pieces of the hockey glass will be cut into 2,700 pieces in the size of a standard hockey puck available for sale at a price of $19.67 each.

This is pretty much the most badass Philly-style coke mirror thingy we have ever heard of.

One Response to “Spectrum Resolute In Selling Every Possible Piece Of Itself In The Hopes That By The Time It’s All Over, All That Will Be Left Is Dust And Mustard Packets”

  1. awellrespectedman Says:

    ah hahahahaha

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