In what passes as the reality show equivalent of getting tenure, Tony “Daily” Danza has had his teaching contract at Northeast High extended through the rest of the school year. No, not because he has finally found his true calling in life (he actually found that long ago)… the production company responsible for his still-in-the-works reality show just needs more footage to put together a full season’s worth of episodes. The catch? Even if shooting wraps part-way through the spring semester, Mr. Danza still has to teach the kids until the end of the school year, just like a regular teacher. We ask you, his Piazza at Schmidt’s neighbors: Has Tony seemed a little irritated to you since he found out the news?

In celebration of Mr. Danza’s full-time employment status, we’d like to present you with a listicle of some potential names for his reality show that pay homage to both Tony’s outstanding legacy of ‘80s sitcom excellence as well as Philly’s longstanding tradition of slightly “improving” on the conventions of the English language:

Ouch. That didn’t go so well. Surely you can do better in the comments.

This entry was posted on Monday, March 1st, 2010 at 2:20 pm.