This Just In: Snowmageddon III: THE RECKONING
CITY OF PHILADELPHIA’S MANAGING DIRECTOR TO DECLARE THIRD SNOW EMERGENCYPhiladelphia, February 24, 2010 – Beginning Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 9:00 am, Managing Director Camille C. Barnett will declare a snow emergency. All vehicles parked on Snow Emergency Routes must be moved to an alternate parking location by 9:00 a.m. Any vehicle remaining on a Snow Emergency Route during the declared Snow Emergency will be ticketed and towed. If your car is towed, call 215-686-SNOW for its location. Do NOT call 911. A list of snow emergency routes can be found at www.phila.gov/streets/Snow.html
February 24th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
One more chance for the baby eaters to feed.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:44 am
In the alarmists’ defense, Philadelphia has been dealing with this rough winter weather ad snowseum this year.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Hark Ye! People of the neighborhoods! Hold on to your trash for an extra week. Lets not have snow-plus-landfill like the last two times.
Know that, stalwart as they are, the garbage guys won’t scramble over three-foot snow banks to pick up your recycling. They’ll get it eventually, but better those wine bottles sit an extra few days in your basement than out on the street.
Thank ye kindly.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
oh good. all those chairs still sitting in parking spots on my block will turn useful again.