Final Stages Of Snow Thaw Reveal The Only Things To Survive The Storm Of Ages: Cigarette Butts And Dog Poop
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING??? While we are surely not the first people to notice this, it must be said: Now that the snow is gone, Philadelphia, we can see your soul. It is a thin, greasy smear of weeks-old dog feces and a truly obscene amount of cigarette butts. AND IT IS EVERYWHERE. It’s like a fucking episode of Hoarders walking around this city. I mean, I know we all let everything kinda go during the Storm Of Ages, but dear God, it’s like a frat house here, everywhere. Luckily, Philly Spring Cleanup Day isn’t too far off, but in the meantime, welcome to The Image Everyone Else Has Of Us Already. Sigh.
February 24th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Yeah, I started to see that today, too. Bloody disgusting!
February 24th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
south front st. is like a dog poop gauntlet!
February 24th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
See you in spring.
February 24th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Yesterday I passed by a pile with a grimy gray band-aid on it. I leave it to the pros to construct a metaphor from that.
February 24th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Ohhhh don’t worry. All that snow should be back by the weekend.