Creepy Giant Woman’s Head Made Of Snow In Northeast Philly Offers Final Proof That We All Really, Really Need Something Else To Think About

Local freelance TV and film makeup artist Morgan Chalfant spent five days, for hours a day, sculpting “Winter,” out of snow. Complete with eyelashes and other makeup, Morgan says she did it to “creatively dig out of the mounds of snow that were recently dumped on us.” But we’re of the mind that she did it because, like the rest of us, Morgan is going insane because she hasn’t made it south of Market St. in what feels like four months. Worry not, Morgan: It’s melting. Oh no! IT’S MELTING!