Traffic Alert: John McCain In Town To Speak At Union League With Other Guys Whose Default Facial Expression Is This One

arrrThat’s right: As we speak, the Oppressor class is welcoming none other than that senile failure John McCain to the Union League on Broad between Sansom and Walnut. He will be accompanied by a dinner of liver and onions, not a single joke about tea bagging and a nagging sense that if he hadn’t picked that Alaskan MILF, the world sure as hell would be a pretty different place right about now. Then again, maybe not.

4 Responses to “Traffic Alert: John McCain In Town To Speak At Union League With Other Guys Whose Default Facial Expression Is This One”

  1. jburnside Says:

    McCain is what is wrong with the Republican Party. He lacks the guts to kick the left squarely in the nuts and then stomp then while they are down. Sarah has more balls than McCain

  2. iamdante Says:

    But he sure does love to give big ole hugs to George W. Bush, the worst president in the history of this country.

  3. jburnside Says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    No, that would be Ofuckinbama with Jimmy Carter coming in second

  4. emily street Says:

    My friend saw him at 30th Street Station. He was all alone, just walking around with nobody even looking at him. That’s what happens after a presidential candidate loses. They get no security detail, and cause no traffic jams. Sadly, I saw Al Gore at the airport in the same boat right after the 2000 election.

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