A friend of mine was told by a friend of hers, who was told by an allegedly reputable source (“yo this kid’s never wrong about anything!!”) that Snooki was supposed to make an appearance at Geno’s [Wednesday] from 6-8. I don’t know if Philebrity follows all things Jersey Shore in a semi-ironic kind of way (which, you really should if you don’t), but could you confirm/deny this? Were Snooki and I only 4 blocks apart for a two hour period of time and I didn’t even know it?!

Wow. First of all, even by the low, low standards of “Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once,” this is a truly piece-of-shit tip. In terms of the vaguely annoying tone and various indexes of general cluelessness evidenced here, this ranks only slightly higher than the IMs we get (almost every day) where people treat us like Moviefone and want us to tell them where to eat dinner or what time things start. (To be fair, we are always patient and expedient with these IMs and love to hear from our readers, but come on.) Secondly, as the source on the Internet for posts about Dumb Shit That Has Happened At Geno’s, we’ve got nothing on this, and if Snooki was indeed slobberin’ all over a Wiz Wit yesterday, it is not yet reflected on the Geno’s Wall Of Weirdfame. (But that’s not to say it didn’t happen: Snooki is slated to appear at the Wing Bowl tomorrow morning, after all.) Thirdly, if this did happen, it would have been remarkable: Joey Vento and Snooki are two of the most vile Italian-Americans alive, and speaking as one of the tribe, seeing this summit in the flesh would have been, well, blam.gif comes close as an adjective, but still doesn’t really do it all justice. And finally, what the fuck is wrong with you? Get out of my office.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, February 4th, 2010 at 11:42 am.