Dept. Of Expats: Vote For Our Friend Heidi’s Ass Because Everyone Who Moves From Here To Brooklyn Eventually Moves Back Anyway
So hey, everybody, this is our friend Heidi. Heidi is currently in NINTH place in American Apparel’s “Search For The Best Bottom In The World.” If you work in a place where BIG JUICY ASSES CLAD IN RED HOT SHORTS are not OK, you may want to read this post later.
Because — hey! — there’s Heidi’s ass! Heidi hails from the Philly area — we bet some of you even know her — but has recently moved to Brooklyn. But you know how that goes: She still has a Philly area code, the world is a vampire, she’ll be back. In the meantime, we are asking that you VOTE FOR HER on this weird American Apparel thing, where her posterior is already doing great amongst hundreds and hundreds of other asses. If she wins, she’ll be in a bunch of AA ads and it will be this funny thing that we all talk about when she (inevitably, and rightly) moves back here. Thank you, and have a good day.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
a nice ass, yes but not a great ass
Luba got my vote
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Well, I for one cannot condone this brazen objectification of young wom…sweet fancy Moses, have you seen LUBA? I think my hypothalmus just lurched into my forehead for a better look. Can we not agree on the sublime perfection of this paragon of callipygian pulchritude? Men have gone to the moon for less, my friends. Far less.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
word on the street is K-Fai’s got a badonka-donk
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:51 pm
My hat’s off to Heidi for her valor: squaring off against Brazilians is no joke. Brazil is the Bordeaux of Booty.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:51 pm
(Bet you can’t guess which one is me.)
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
i have four words for you….
doubleu.
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dee.