Archive for January, 2010

Philly’s Great Shame: Biggest American Idol Audition Turnout Ever

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

As you are well aware, even as we head into a new decade, America’s enemies follow it, trudging through the same hateful beliefs that plagued us all through the 2000s. Its terror knows no bounds. We speak, of course, about American Idol, that great scourge upon American music and quite possibly the worst (oh, who [...]

Breaking: Seemingly Very Nice Girl Needs To Hug 100 People By Sunday In Order To Get Over Some Brazilian Dude

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

You know, we should really just quit doing this website and get a book deal just for the reader mail and call it a day already. Hi there, I’m not sure if Philebrity can help or not, but I’ll try anyway. I just recently moved back to Philadelphia from the UK. I don’t have that [...]

Weathervane Partners With WXPN For “Shaking Through” Project Series

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Our friends at Weathervane Music Organization have partnered up with WXPN to do a new project series that’s jointly curated between the two; it’s called “Shaking Through,” and there’s a bunch of announcements about it slated for January 26th. Weathervane has released this teaser clip, though, of the first artist in the series, Brooklyn’s Sharon [...]

Earth To Everyone: We’re Not Fighting The Jews

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

This is a Tefillin. A Tefillin is “a set of small cubic leather boxes painted black, containing scrolls of parchment inscribed with verses from the Bible, with leather straps dyed black on one side, and worn by observant Jewish men during weekday morning prayers.” It’s not a bomb. Not even an underwear bomb. We would [...]

This Evening: Roots, Rock, Reggae

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

>>> The Spooks are dirty, scary little surf rock band from the Cowabungaville that is Fishtown. They’ve been on tour for a while, and play a welcome-home gig tonight at Bouffant Bangout at the Barbary. >>> Meanwhile, Vetiver plays what is, at press time, a nearly sold out show at Kung Fu Necktie. Might wanna [...]

Captain Freeshit: Win An Autographed Copy Of Marjane Satrapi’s The Complete Persepolis

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Philebrity is proud to partner with the Free Library Of Philadelphia on this year’s One Book One Philadelphia project. For the uninitiated, One Book One Philadelphia is a collaboration between the Free Library and the Mayor’s Office that promotes reading, literacy, library use, and community building by motivating tens of thousands of people to read [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: New FCC Ruling Could Force Comcast To Release Its Deathlike Grip On The Phillies

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

For years in Philadelphia, you couldn’t even think of getting a pay TV provider other than Comcast if you were a Phillies fan. That’s because the lion’s share of broadcast rights to Phillies games have belonged to the Comcast-owned CSN channel for some time now. But all of that could be changing thanks to a [...]

Dept. Of LULZ: Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Welcome Him Please, The Fresh Prince Of The Dark Side

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

We hear he’s buying the Newmarket hole in Society Hill and building new stuff there that will be awesome and we will all get jobs and Philly will finally stop being weird and bad. Not bad for a young lad from West Philadelphia who emails into Christian web chat shows.

The Only One Who Won’t Judge You For Finding Love On SEPTA Is… SEPTA

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Sure, we’ve all seen bums masturbating on the El — I mean, we have all seen that, right? — but do you think anyone actually ever finds real love on the SouthEastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority? With thousands upon thousands of riders every day, it seems inevitable. Which is why SEPTA is asking you to tell [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: The White Stripes, “Hotel Yorba,” North Star Bar, 6/20/01

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

If you had dropped a bomb on the North Star Bar on this night in Spring 2001, every rock critic in Philly would have died. As it happened, two years later, the invention of the mp3 blog killed them all off anyway.

Local Man Successfully Uses The Internet To Chronicle The World’s Religious Myths In A Single Comic Book

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Philly-based not-corny comic book artist Box Brown is just about set to release Everything Dies, a comic filled with “comic interpretations of different religious myths throughout the world.” Brown has been working on the project for a while, and notably funded its production through Kickstarter.com, an online fundraising spot for artists, writers and inventors. Brown [...]

Dept. Of Laughably Un-sexy Things: Don Steinberg’s America Bowl!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Upset that the Iggles season is over, but looking forward — I mean, really looking forward — to President’s Day next month? Have we got the thing for you: America Bowl! The creation of Philly freelance writer Don Steinberg, America Bowl pits U.S. presidents by their respective number against Super Bowl games by theirs, and [...]

Temple U. President Ann Weaver Hart: Straight Baller

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

It’s good to see that somebody is getting paid around here: The Chronicle of Higher Education just released their annual survey of highest-paid public university and community college prezzes, and Temple University‘s Ann Weaver Hart (pictured) came in at number 28. Check it: Weaver annually racks up a total compensation of $602,403, including a salary [...]

Poll: Come Next Year, How Will You Be Spending Your Newspaper-Life-Support Dollars Online?

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

You’ve probably heard: Starting in 2011, the New York Times will be charging for online content. It’s a controversial decision, and we won’t lie: We think it’s dumb. The free news genie is going to be hard to put back in the bottle — a lesson you’d think the NYT would have with its failed [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Whither Dean Clean?

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Damned if that sneezy mess isn’t some kind of weird female doppelganger for Dean Clean of the Dead Milkmen. Push fluids, brah! Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: Come To My Lonely Mid-January Jazz DJ Night And I Will Give You A Copy Of Persepolis

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

>>> You heard me, punk. Come on down to Philebrity Salon tonight at 700, Second & Fairmount, where each week DJs Kyle Andrews & Joey Sweeney spin jazz and music from all parts of the globe, and order a “Persepolis” from the bartender. FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO DO THIS between 9:30PM and 2AM (though it [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Stephen Starr’s Fishtown Bratwurst Palace

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Via Google Street view, the site of Starr’s proposed Bier Garten, which sources say he’d like to open by this summer. We know what you’re thinking: Oh, no. Well… oh yes.

SCOTUS Tells Appeals Court That They Can Fry Mumia Or Try Him Again, Whatever, No Big Whup

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

You may wanna stay away from AM talk radio or the Fox/MSNBC talking head circuit for about a week or so, as the Mumia Industry just got a rather large bump: The Supreme Court has rendered a lower court’s ruling that tossed out the death penalty for Mumia Abu Jamal null. Which means that an [...]

Save The Date: Sat. Feb. 13 — Philebrity’s Enchantment Under The Sea Dance @ 2424 Studios!

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Hey everybody: We know y’all are staring down a Valentine’s Day this year where there is a real chance that you will be broke and/or alone. For that reason, we have just booked our first-ever Enchantment Under The Sea Dance on Saturday, February 13th at 2424 Studios — based of course on the legendary dance [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Memory Tapes Play First Live Show In Manchester Last Saturday Night

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Memory Tapes — the new project by ex-Hail Social singer Dayve Hawk that’s been getting much hype lately — played their first-ever live gig The Corner (Trof) in Manchester, UK, on Saturday. A Philly date is coming soon.