Someone Please Write A Screenplay About The Warring Bowling Alleys Of Vineland, NJ
Where the down-on-its-luck Pike Lanes became so obsessed with talking smack on its self-appointed rival, Loyle Lanes, that eventually, smack talk was not enough and the Pike Lane guys allegedly (probably) burned Loyle Lanes to the ground and were immediately arrested. And since we’re ordering up a screenplay, we might as well do a little casting: Steve Zahn would be great in this, as would Wiley Wiggins from Dazed And Confused. For soundtrack, we’re thinking lots of boogie woogie piano music. And maybe a talking animal of some kind.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:22 pm
This Smink dude plowed the back parking lot where I work after the blizzard. There was a car parked in the lot that should have been towed, but he just plowed all of the snow around the car. Buried it in 6′ of snow, which I thought was weird until he burnt down a bowling alley.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:48 pm
I grew up going to Pike just because it was closer to my house. Loyle was always the better/classier (if I can call a south Jersey bowling alley classy) place. Pike did have a driving range out back, so that was something.