Comments on: The Only One Who Won’t Judge You For Finding Love On SEPTA Is… SEPTA

By: emily street

emily street — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:18:31 +0000

I did see that at the 8th and Market stop when I was in 10th grade. I’ve also seen it on the DC Metro. I could go on but I’ll spare the world.

By: ericamr

ericamr — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:20:52 +0000

maybe we’ll send those bastards our therapy bill. and our transfer pass the bus driver refused to accept.

SHARE YOUR STORY. it’s therapeutic.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=feed&story_fbid=273605585621&id=1282430091#/group.php?gid=74657099374&ref=mf

By: sadestgirlstorie

sadestgirlstorie — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:54:04 +0000

does two homeless people having sex in the market east women’s bathroom count?

By: amc4232

amc4232 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:37:26 +0000

The Frankford El goes straight to….Frankford!

By: iamdante

iamdante — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:06:35 +0000

@tips and friendlynerd:

“we’ve all seen bums masturbating on the El — I mean, we have all seen that, right?”

Case closed…

By: julie.t

julie.t — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:52:04 +0000

never saw the masturbation, but a friend DID see a bum on a bus take a plastic bag out of his pocket, pee a significant quantity into it, tie it up, and throw it out the back door at the next stop. no lie.

By: tips

tips — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:51:20 +0000

@friendlynerd: He is Dante, you know.

By: emilyg

emilyg — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:47:29 +0000

Never seen SEPTA masturbation, but did witness a bum handjob once on a late el train that eventually turned into a bum blowjob, to the horror of me, my friend and the group of teenage boys sitting near us.

By: friendlynerd

friendlynerd — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:29:42 +0000

Oh! Dante hasn’t seen it so it must never happen anywhere ever. Sorry Sweeney, case is closed on this one.

By: ggliwa

ggliwa — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:07:23 +0000

As much as I hate backing something that Sweeney said I have to be honest, it happens, often. The best time to witness this rare species is in the 3:00 hour. The feather that tickles these guys fancy tends to be Hallahan girls on their way home from school. I have also seen it on the 25 and 39 bus route.