We’ll never get tired of telling you: Pink is one Philebrity we wish we could, as a civic family unit, disown completely. She’s the goddamned Joan Krajewski of pop stars, a constant embarrassment, a dumb poser, and a living monument to an old celebrity system that died for great, good, wonderful reasons. (That said, she’s the kind of moron Twitter was half-invented for.) You can’t even get into her in that ironic-gay-man way, like some folks do with Britney or other nasty feathery-hair trainwrecks like, uh, Dog The Bounty Hunter. Anyway, Pink is playing the Grammy Awards on January 31st. It is our divine hope that Hall & Oates show up, wipe the stage with her, ask her where her penis is and then steal her PA driver’s license. This has been your Monthly Philebrity Hating-On-Pink Post, brought to you by the letter F and the color Hot Topic. See you in February!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 at 3:06 pm.