Archive for December, 2009

Readers Cameraphone: Everyone, This Is Sleepy The PPA Metermaid

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Sleepy, this is everyone. Oh, did I wake you? You want me to come back at another time? Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Please Alert Us Of The First Hook-Up Resulting From People Meeting On The “I’m A Philadelphia Cyclist And I’ve Been Hit By A Car Before” Facebook Group

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Bruise fetishists, you can thank us by hooking us up with tickets for Monday night’s Sixers game. Here you go. Read more about all things Philly Bike Controversy here.

Noontime Nuggetz: The Spirit of Christmas, The Philadelphia Classic

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Via Wikipedia: “The Spirit of Christmas is a Christmas television special performed mostly by marionettes. It was first aired in 1950. Its half-hour showing time is divided into two segments, one dramatizing “A Visit from St. Nicholas” and one telling the story of the Nativity. The jacket of the DVD version calls it “The Philadelphia [...]

Philebrity Official Endorsement: Amandah For 2010 Phillies Ball Girl

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

We know that a lot of you have been waiting to cast your ballots for the 2010 Phillies Ballgirls until you heard what we had to say on the matter. (After all, beyond the Philebrity Awards, it is easily the second most important election of our time.) And after some (not) careful (totally knee-jerk) consideration, [...]

This Just In: PhillyCarShare Names New Boss

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

As 2009 comes to an end, beleaguered non-profit PhillyCarShare is hoping to put the troubles it’s had over the last year or so to bed once and for all with the naming of new executive director Gerald A. Furgione (pictured). Furgione replaces interim executive director Eli Massar, who oversaw what might charitably be called the [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Things We Want To Ask The Machine, If Only It Had An Intellect Or A Soul

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

· So, we keep hearing that the NBC Universal deal is done. And we believe it. In fact, we kind of never doubted that it might all happen. But this is a deal that spawns questions like wet gremlin after midnight. So, first things first: Is this shit even legal? · While we all ponder [...]

Confidential To Barack Obama, Philadelphia 76ers, Et. Al: War Is Not The Answer — THE ANSWER Is The Answer!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Yeah, I know: Bummer. Ain’t nothing any of us can really do about Afghanistan, but remember that other smoked-out hole of memories and old-world vibes we were talking about the other day? That’s right, I’m talking about your Philadelphia 76ers! And by now, you probably know that they re-signed Allen Iverson! Or you might know [...]

Announcing The First-Ever Philebrity Awards Poll!

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Oh yes we did. VOTE NOW AT PHILEBRITY.COM/AWARDS!