Archive for December, 2009

This Just In: We Still Believe In Julian Casablancas

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

We are going to go out on a limb and agree with the NME that the Strokes‘ Is This It is about as good as a rock album as there was over the last decade. (And that its follow-up, Room On Fire, was a damned close second.) Oh, stop looking at us like that: We [...]

Testimony At World-Series-Tix-For-Sex Lady’s Hearing Reveals That, Yes, This Was Definitely A Craigslist Casual Encounter

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

They met at Manny Brown’s. The phrase “DP” was used (and then had to be explained). It was quickly revealed that at least one of the parties involved did not require the underwear. But you know what? We’re sticking by our earlier post, if only because of one Bensalem cop’s testimony, who quoted poor Susan [...]

For Those Of You Missing The Warm Hiss Of Summer Lawns: Matthew Porterfield’s Hamilton Screens For Free Tonight At I-House

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Originally conceived as a silent film, Matthew Porterfield‘s Hamilton takes place over the course of two summer days, centering on a pair of teenage parents in a Baltimore suburb. The music in the trailer above is by Animal Collective, but expect to also hear lots of summery nature sounds like birds, insects, and lawn mowers. [...]

That’s Right, People, She Said “Brigands!”

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Alphonse-Leon Noel, Dispute de Brigands, Lithograph on wove paper, 1829 We’re not sure which part is more interesting to us: That a team city blight workers working in Northeast Philly were caught invading homes and relieving them of cash, jewelry, TVs and guns, or the fact that District Attorney Lynne Abraham described them as a [...]

This Evening: Public Displays Of Affection

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

The fantastic and adventurous Public Record return to the business of playing live tonight after God only knows how long woodshedding in the mountains of Fishtown. Fans of Orange Juice, Jorge Ben and all points in between should definitely apply.

Breaking: City To Buy Earthlink’s Old, Rusty Series Of Tubes

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Hey, remember when Earthlink was gonna come in to Philly, and cure the digital divide and give you really great cheap Wi-Fi service? Well, as you know, that didn’t happen, the Wireless Philadelphia project languished, and Earthlink has continued to shit the bed every chance it gets. (Shades of the “Scott’s Tots” episode of The [...]

Breaking: Mac And Sweet Dee Bought Skinner’s?

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

We’ve heard rumblings around town that Rob McElhenney was looking to purchase a Philly watering hole. Latest rumor/truth is Skinner’s Dry Goods on Market Street, which used to be Anthony’s Tavern. A phone call placed to the proprietor of said joint got us the following conversation… More at Phoodie.info, Philebrity’s food and drink blog.

Meet The Face Of Casino Legislative Fuckery: Dante Santoni

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

We can say it because we’re Italians: Whose idea was it to let a guy named Dante Santoni be the PA House Gaming Oversight Committee Chairman? In the first of a two-part post over at The Clog, recent Philebrity Award winner Isaiah Thompson reveals exactly how table games (poker, blackjack, etc.) are being legalized in [...]

Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: SHAQ At The Comcast 3-D Giant Screensaver, Circa Now

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Shhh. Do not disturb him. He is already confused by how all of those children could possibly be larger than he is. [Photo via VisitPhilly] Do you know of Someone Famous Who Went Somewhere Once in Philadelphia? We don’t care, but we’ll humor you. Send your tips and pics to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Noontime Nuggetz: “Merry Christmas All,” The Montana Orchestra Feat. Denise Montana

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

If it’s Christmas time, it’s Salsoul time.

Fun With News Cycles: KYW Homepage Currently A Head-To-Head Crazy Hosebeast Battle Royale

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Lady who kidnapped her kids and blamed it on black people, meet lady who wanted to get a little freaky in exchange for World Series Tickets (NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT).

And Now, The First Ever Philebrity Post About Local College Football

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Temple is off to a bowl game this year and the buzz around the Phileb sports desk couldn’t be any more quiet. It might as well be a bowel game. (GET IT?) On to the “action”; Temple must journey all the way to DC to confront UCLA at the EagleBank Bowl. It’s their first bowl [...]

Update: Pig Iron, Phila. Cultural Alliance On FoxNews, Hilarity Ensues (Oh God, But It Hurts)

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

After the jump, ‘cos Fox’s is video player is — surprise! — a piece of shit.

Your Douchebag Update: Could Santa Crown Dustin Kaplan The New DoucheKing Of Philly?

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

These are sad times for our dear old departed-but-doesn’t-know-it-yet Arthur Kade: Not only did he produce an epic fail by not even being able to win the Philebrity Award for Excommunication (scroll to the bottom, like you didn’t know that’s where you’d find him) — an award for which just months ago he would have [...]

Dept. Of That Did Not Take Very Long: The Happy Halladays T-Shirt!

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

This Christmas, celebrate the Phils’ newest acquisition while you drown your Cliff Lee love hangover in egg nog. Available from the friendly neighborhood beardos at CrucialBrutal.

Grumpy Old Men Desk: John McCain Expresses Distaste For Pig Iron Theatre Co. And Spiral Q Puppet Theater

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

You knew it was only a matter of time before GOP drones went after the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, using a fine-toothed comb to pick apart any grants funding arts projects that do not involve “Let The Eagles Soar.” And now look: It’s already happened! In a report issued last week, Senators John McCain [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: You Can Get TV On A Computer Now!

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Earlier today, Comcast rolled out this funny thing called xfinity TV which is basically an online portal for its OnDemand content. It works like this: You go to one of Comcast’s 5,000 web portals, sign in with your existing account (you know, the info you have to dig up every time you pay your bill [...]

This Moment In Beefs: The State Of Delaware Vs. WHYY

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

On one hand, it must suck to live in Delaware, where people constantly forget you even exist, it’s an eternal uphill battle for your local music scene (even though awesome bands abound) and you don’t even have your own public TV station, or at least not really — like everything else, you inherit some hand-me-down [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: Jolly Good!

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

· Alright, Philly, It’s That Time Again: Gordon Ramsay Available For Shouting At Your (Least) Favorite Philly Restaurant · Yay Or Nay: Tyrrell’s Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper Potato Chips · Phoodie Desert Island: Joy Manning Of Philly Mag All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the [...]

Noontime Nuggetz/From The Dept. Of White Man’s Rage: Human Wrecking Balls On G4

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

We’ve totally tried to destroy a vending machine before. And while we were abroad, there were definitely a couple nights where some of our friends turned over those tiny little Fiats you see peppered along the streets of Rome, just because they could. Whenever a sports team wins a championship, extra police are on hand [...]