Philly Tea Baggers To Splinter Into (Possibly Hilarious Rival) North And South Groups

civil war soldiersWe know, that as you peruse the year-end wrap-up news packages this week, that one big story of 2009 will already seem quaint to you: Teabaggers. Remember them? For the casual peruser of pop culture phenomena, it might seem like the teabaggers’ moment in the sun has already come and gone. But you know, they said the same thing years ago about, say, Insane Clown Posse, and look how they turned out. So when we tell you that Philly Tea Party Patriots, our region’s living monument to whatever it is that these people think they believe in, are going to be starting up separate groups in the new year for Northeast Philly and South Philly, well, it’s the shot heard ’round… my desk. This is the stuff of true revolts, folks, and we have one question: Which side are you on?

2 Responses to “Philly Tea Baggers To Splinter Into (Possibly Hilarious Rival) North And South Groups”

  1. jburnside Says:

    You left wing scum bags think calling us “tea baggers” is hilarious. Bad news asshole, when you get out of the filth of eastcoast cities, the rest of America is right with us, We are going to derail this Marxist revolution in November. The only thing that sucks is that we won’t be able to throw Obama, Pelosi and Reid into Club Gitmo for a waterboarding vacation.

  2. Rodney Anon Says:

    You forgot to mention your plans to make Ned Beatty squeal like a pig.

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