Breaking: SUCK IT, RUMSON NJ — THE DAD VAIL STAYS

This just in from hizzoner:

MAYOR NUTTER, CONGRESSMAN BRADY: DAD VAIL 2010 WILL BE IN PHILADELPHIA

Philadelphia, December 17 – Mayor Michael A. Nutter, Congressman Robert A. Brady, and organizers of the Dad Vail Regatta announced today that the 2010 Dad Vail Regatta will be held in Philadelphia. The announcement was made following a meeting in the Mayor’s Office between Mayor Nutter, Congressman Brady, City officials, and the event organizers.

In celebration of this moment, we’ve just taken off our sweaters and tied them around our shoulders.

Previously: Bob Brady & Michael Nutter To Dad Vail Regatta: Seriously, Dudes, How Hard Would It Be For Us To Do Our Own Damned Preppy-Ass, Get-Drunk-On-Lemon-Hill Regatta?

3 Responses to “Breaking: SUCK IT, RUMSON NJ — THE DAD VAIL STAYS”

  1. lord_whimsy Says:

    Philly is Cheever country.

  2. Jughead Says:

    My aunt and uncle used to live in Rumson. We used to crab off their deck, and eat in the gazebo. And then we’d play Croquet… oh shit did i just admit to being a Yuppie?

  3. sidge Says:

    oh shoot. i went to high school here. waspiest place on earth. and to think, “jersey shore” was filmed a mere 45 minutes away.

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