· Not only did some people go to Aramingo Diner and NOT GET SHOT, but also, an anonymous couple started a wave of Christmas cheer by paying the tabs of strangers, which went on throughout all the night until the Baby Jesus wandered in at midnight, hella stoned and wearing a DeSean Jackson jersey, and MADE IT RAIN! OK, that last bit isn’t true, but the rest is! It’s a goddamned Christmas miracle, people.

· Speaking of goddamned Christmas miracles:

So there you have it: The world is not totally made of shit. Have you got some good news? If so, send it to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com with “GOOD MOTHERFUCKING NEWS!” in the subject header — we’d love to hear about it.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 at 1:38 pm.