Archive for December, 2009

Philebrity’s Procrastinator’s Guide To New Year’s Eve

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

We know what you’re thinking: “New Year’s Eve: Who gives a shit?” You can rattle off any number of reasons why people have come to loathe NYE — and of course, there are many — and you can bet we’ve heard ‘em (or uttered them ourselves) before. As a holiday, New Year’s Eve is in [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: The 2009 Phoodies

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Recommended Listening: The Penn State Episode Of This American Life

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

In case you missed it, last week’s episode of This American Life was all about our bizarre neighbor to the west, State College, PA, and more specifically, the main campus of Penn State, which was recently named America’s #1 Party School. And the episode, which was also called “#1 Party School,” revealed something we’d never [...]

Say It Ain’t So, Or Rather, Say No Go-Go: J&J Trestle Inn Closes

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

As if The Year Of Things And People Dying needed an extra charm in its crown, we are saddened to tell you that Philadelphia’s legendary big-leg-woman/dive bar, the J&J Trestle Inn, at 11th and Callowhill Sts., has closed its doors. According to a source close to the owner, the Trestle has died of natural causes: [...]

Bridge And Ritz 16 Change Hands, Movie Biz Continues Its Slow, Weird Death

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Here’s a little News of Whatever for you: On Christmas Eve, the story quietly broke that both The Bridge Cinema in West Philly (that’s the one with the crazy spaceship seats and nacho smell) and the RC Ritz Center 16 in Voorhees, N.J. (that’s the one that people talk about when talking about how South [...]

Rock Star Guide To The Galaxy Reveals The Deep, Hidden Connection Between Rose Sweatheart, Amanda Blank And Honus Honus

Monday, December 28th, 2009

How did we miss this one? Oh, thinly veiled Motorola Promotional Video, you tell us sweet lies.

Philly Tea Baggers To Splinter Into (Possibly Hilarious Rival) North And South Groups

Monday, December 28th, 2009

We know, that as you peruse the year-end wrap-up news packages this week, that one big story of 2009 will already seem quaint to you: Teabaggers. Remember them? For the casual peruser of pop culture phenomena, it might seem like the teabaggers’ moment in the sun has already come and gone. But you know, they [...]

Now Accepting Submissions For Philebrity’s Procrastinator’s Guide To New Year’s Eve

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Got something going for NYE that’s off the beaten path and not too late to get in on? Tell us about it, as we’re currently compiling Philebrity’s Procrastinator’s Guide To New Year’s Eve. Send us tips at tips[at]philebrity[dot]com with “NYE” in the subject header.

Dept. Of Lists: Top 5 Philly Rock’n'Roll Christmas Traditions

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Let’s count ‘em down!
5. The Night Before on XPN: For 16 years, DJ Robert Drake has been blowing off his loved ones, holing up in a booth at WXPN and providing the XPN listening area — now bigger than ever before and reaching deep into Pennsyltucky — with as much holiday joy as one man [...]

To Do On Your Holiday Downtime: Go See Barkley L. Hendricks: Birth of the Cool Before It Closes

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Barkley L. Hendricks: Birth of the Cool, the retrospective of Philly-born painter Barkley L. Hendricks, will be on view at PAFA until January 3rd, which means that, if you want to see this utterly cool exhibit, you must hurry. After the jump, a quick slideshow containing oh-so-many reasons why you don’t wanna sleep on this [...]

And Now, Tonight’s Philebrity Salon Holiday Cocktail Menu

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Name that last cocktail over at Phoodie.info and drink whatever that thing is for free tonight! And click here to invite friends on the Facebook tonight. This is gonna be a great one.

Noontime Nuggetz: Snowboarding Down The PMA Steps

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

With a Kurt Vile soundtrack? It’s a goddamned Christmas miracle. Shot by Nick Zegel.

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Is $16M Enough To Make You All Forget About This Bit Torrent Unpleasantness?

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

We have to admit, even we couldn’t have predicted how badly Comcast’s handling of the whole bit-torrent throttling affair was going to go for them. Because let’s be honest: The overwhelming majority of people who use bit torrenting P2P technology are doing so in an effort to download copyrighted material, and yes, it does work [...]

Who Knew That It Would Take An Off-Duty Cop Punching A Wawa Lady In The Face To Reveal Delco’s F-Tha-Police Mentality?

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Hey Ridley Township, it’s your time to shine! When a male off-cuty cop punched a female Wawa clerk on December 15 after he didn’t like the way she carded him for his chew, you knew there was gonna be more to this story. As it happens, the offending officer, Brian Decker, was fired yesterday, and [...]

Class, Put Down Your Books: It’s Time For A Very Gilly Christmas

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Sorry.

Even Yelp Knows That Yelp Is Not Worth $550M

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

If you are a regular reader of this site, you probably already know what we think about Yelp: It is, without sounding too old fart about it, a living testament to how the great unwashed know next to nothing and that, ‘lo these many years, we have had professional restaurant critics and such for a [...]

Today On Philebrity: That Last-Day-Before-Christmas-Vacation Vibe

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

OK, gang: Starting tomorrow, Philebs is gonna be on Holiday Break for the rest of the week. With that in mind, we’re gonna try and clear out the inboxes with things that are fun and good, sort of like how that one cool teacher in grade school would bring in a Beatles record or something. [...]

From Us (And Them) To You: Blood Feathers, “Christmas Will Help You Feel OK”

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Right-click here to download.

Hey everybody: After the holidays, we’ll be telling you all about Goodness Gracious, the new album by Blood Feathers and the first release on Philebrity Label. (It’s already out on iTunes, and CD and thick-as-a-brick LP formats will be available shortly.) But as an extension of holiday goodwill from both us and [...]

Dept. Of Suck It, Harrisburg: Philly Did More Movie Biz In 2009

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Even during a year where the PA Film Tax Credit was in limbo and the city of Philadelphia actually lost some lucrative film productions as a result, The Greater Philadelphia Film Office has announced that 2009 was its biggest year ever. A grand total of 11 films and TV series shot here this year, creating [...]

Surely, Special Recognition Must Go To Fox29 For Their Hard-Hitting, All-Day Snow/Pizza/Facebook Coverage

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs: The Fox29 gang knows how to (pizza) party.
On Saturday, while the snow fell, Fox29 pretty much abandoned all regular programming and did nothing but snow “coverage,” which often consisted of on-air pizza eating, lots of on-air looking at Facebook and people playing with their Blackberries. It made for some [...]