Archive for November, 2009

And Now, Today’s GOOD NEWS: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Philadelphia’s Residential Mortgage Foreclosure Diversion Pilot Program But Were Too Freaked Out To Ask

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Philadelphia’s Residential Mortgage Foreclosure Diversion Pilot Program — which forces lenders and defaulted homeowners to sit at a city-mediated table before forcing people’s homes into a Sheriff’s Sale — has gotten some good press before, but with this page A1 story in today’s New York Times, it has hit the good-news motherlode. (We’re taking bets [...]

Lisa Scottoline Now Officially In A Dead Heat With Jennifer Weiner For Philly’s Reigning Queen Of Banalities

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

A few years ago, when Lisa Scottoline joined the ragtag team of Inquirer columnists hired by Brian Tierney — a diverse gang that included Michael Smerconish, Rick Santorum and, eventually, John Yoo (which was when we officially could take no more) — Lisa struck us as the most harmless of the bunch. After all, Scottoline’s [...]

This Evening: Eat Your Barbary Cake

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

>>> As we were saying yesterday, Philebrity Salon returns this evening at 700 in NoLibs with Fishtown Jazz Odyssey whom, we think we can say with some degree of certainty, are Fishtown’s only jazz band (Mummers don’t count, ‘cos that ain’t jazz, son). The group will play sets at 10 and 12 tonight, and Anders [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: One-Eyed Monster To Save Live Nation/Ticketmaster Merger From Itself?

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

This is kinda fun: Comcast is setting itself up to reap some benefits of the proposed Live Nation/Ticketmaster merger. How, exactly? Oh, probably by getting integrated into it all, and saving face for the utterly lame ComcastTix brand, which is easily the RC Cola to Live Nation/Ticketmaster’s Pepsi and Coke. Meanwhile, that Comcast/NBC Uni merger [...]

Update: Philly Eco-Ponzi Schemers Ordered To Slowly Back Away From Anything That Looks Like Old People’s Money

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

This just in: Philadelphia Business Journal is reporting that a federal judge in Denver has ordered Temple grads Troy Wragg and Amanda Knorr (pictured) to halt operations of their Bala Cynwyd, Pa. company, Mantria Corp.. immediately, following an SEC investigation over whether the pair had bilked investors out of $30M via an elaborate “eco-ponzi” scheme. [...]

Dept. Of First Ladies Made Out Of Felt Who Love Gardening: “Damn, Michelle Obama, Plant Them Seeds!”

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

So, um, this is the video for “Michelle Obama,” a track by Al Gorilla, DaQuan Motley of Sgt. Sass‘ new side project. And as with all things Sgt. Sass, it contains language that may not be suitable for your workplace. But wow. Really, just… wow. [h/t Philthy Blog]

Pols And Wonks Agree: Nutter At Midterm Is More Bizarro Than Dudely

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

In this long, wide-ranging piece in today’s Daily News, Catherine Lucey digs around, trying to get a bead on exactly where Mayor Michael Nutter stands, just about two years into his administration. As you might suspect, the news is mostly bad. In broad strokes, he’s doing perhaps better than John Street — no FBI bugs, [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Lilys, “A Nanny In Manhattan,” Top Of The Pops, February 20, 1998

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

“Songs about people that you know,” indeed.

Philly To Dad Vail Regatta: Don’t Let The Door Hit You In Your Flat, Preppy Ass

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

The Dad Vail Regatta is the largest regular intercollegiate rowing event in the country, and this year, for the first time since 1953, it won’t be here. Why? Good question. According to the Dad Vail folks, it’s all about This Economy; ask Mayor Nutter, though, and he’ll tell you that Philly never even had a [...]

PSA: Creative Industry Workforce Grants Rolling Out

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Attn. all you Richard Floridians other there, who’ve been groaning “Where’s my bailout?” for the last year: It’s here. This morning, the City of Philadelphia’s Office of Arts, Culture and the Creative Economy, announced that they’ve been allocated $500K by the Recovery Act to give out about ten Creative Industry Workforce Grants in the range [...]

The Way We Were: Eye Contact On The SEPTA Regional Rail Was Once A Thing Of Beauty

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

As SEPTA-obsessed as we’ve been lately, we’ve been a little remiss in not talking more lately about the inherent romance of the regional rail during this time of year, what with the peak foliage and the Nick Drake on the headphones and whatnot. (Hey, can you blame us? A little Willie Brown is enough to [...]

Pwned: Cole Hamels’ Call Of Duty 2 Spot Pulled By Game Company Because, Oh Wow, It’s Homophobic (And Also Retarded)

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

This moment in Bullshit Cole Hamels Endorsements: Mr. Heidi probably thought he was being all edgy last month, when he did the voiceover you hear in the viral promo video above for the game Call Of Duty 2, what with all its grenades this and “What the fuck that?” But as usual, Hamels had no [...]

From Penn Students, We’d Expect This, But From Temple? Local Pair Charged In “Eco-Ponzi” Scheme

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Temple U alumni/Philly residents Troy Wragg and Amanda Knorr have found themselves in a lot of hot water this week, as the SEC has charged the firm they work for, Mantria Industries, with an elaborate “eco-ponzi” scheme that bilked oldsters out of their retirement funds with the promise of fortunes from bio-tech startups. The SEC [...]

This Evening: There’s A Kind Of Hush All Over The World Tonight

Monday, November 16th, 2009

>>> What could possibly top this gorgeous Indian Summer day? Look up tonight for the The 2009 Leonid Meteor Shower. It’s going to be nuts: NASA is predicting 20 to 30 meteors per hour over the Americas, and as many as 200 to 300 per hour over Asia, and lucky you, it’s looking like it’s [...]

Right Now On Phoodie.info: New Wave Hot Dogs

Monday, November 16th, 2009

· Hot Dog Zen: This One’s For Your Id · Tonight: Naked Pint Beer Tasting · Bummer Alert: Food Insecurity Isn’t a Symptom Of A Personality Disorder All this and more — plus the Phoodie Restaurant Guide and Phoodie Calendar on Phoodie.info, the new food and drink blog from Philebrity.

The SEPTA Strike’s Secret Cure: Wang Pills

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Lord knows we’ve given SEPTA enough guff lately, but before our memories of The Strike That Was fade into the sunset, let us remember this bit for next time: The SEPTA strike was cured, in part at least, buy the promise of… more dick pills. (As in Viagra, Cialis, etc., and not — we repeat, [...]

Straight-To-DVD Always Sunny Xmas Special Out Tomorrow

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Sez Charlie: “You might see elf dick.” Pre-order on Amazon here, but really? No air date at all? Fail.

Tomorrow Night At Philebrity Salon: Fishtown Jazz Odyssey

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Just a quick heads up to let you know that tomorrow night at Philebrity Salon, for the first time ever, we’re presenting a live jazz band. We first learned of Fishtown Jazz Odyssey (pictured) when they sent us an email that read, in part, “You may not be aware of this, but there is a [...]

Bob Brady: We Could Have Just Looked At This Man And Told You He Didn’t Like Homework

Monday, November 16th, 2009

A little earlier this month, we told you about PA Rep. Bob Brady‘s (almost) laughable pitch on behalf of Comcast against Net Neutrality. We say “almost” because Brady’s parroting chapter-and-verse policy points from Comcast would be funny if the guy didn’t hold an actual political office. But he does — boy, does he ever — [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Tim And Eric’s Closeup

Monday, November 16th, 2009

In case you haven’t seen it yet, there’s a great profile of native sons Tim and Eric in this months issue of Wired. In the accompanying video, the duo, uh, “work.”