Yeah, that’s right: We wear sweater vests. Like all the time. Because they’re cool. And if you don’t think they’re cool, we’ve got news for you: You aren’t cool, motherfucker. Yeah, that’s right. Bet you were kinda surprised to hear such fightin’ words from a mob of bloggers in sweater vests, weren’t-cha? Yeah, we get that a lot. But that is where you’re wrong, man. Wearing sweater vests is TOUGH and COOL much in the same way that, say, boys named Sue are TOUGH and COOL. But you know what? There’s more of us in sweater vests than there are boys named Sue. And this Friday, like we do every year, we’re getting together. For the Sweater Vestival. It’s an international event in which loads of people worldwide who could kick your ass all get together and wear sweater vests. You got a problem with that? I didn’t think so. See you this Friday. In a motherfucking sweater vest, motherfucker. Join or die.

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This entry was posted on Monday, November 30th, 2009 at 5:49 pm.