Readers Cameraphone: The Cruel Mathematics Of Philly’s New Syphilis Outbreak
Ohhhh, no wonder I have that weird rash on my dick…it’s cause I’m bad at math!
We like how, in the beginning, Syphilis Guy #1 is all smirking, like, “Naw, baby, Syphilis isn’t really that bad, in fact, it’s kind of awesome.” But then at the end, he’s like, “I’m sorry, sweetums, I lied. Syphilis is fucking awful. I was just so afraid of being alone. Now that you have syphilis, too, you’ll stay with me, right? No? God damn it to hell, I’ve ruined everything!”
Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.
November 24th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
On the subject, if you haven’t heard STD Fury by Javelin, give it a listen. NSFW, but pretty damn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qodJZqyIu4
November 24th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
There was a massive problem with this in Philadelphia high schools back in 2003. Damn shame its back.
This is why we need to have more and more programs in this city dedicated to teaching safe sex, abstinence, and giving out free condoms.