And Now, Today’s Good News: It Is Right To Give Thanks And Praise

good news· Has Mayor Michael Nutter been weathering shitstorm after shitstorm, just sitting on the fact that he’s about to roll out millions in ObamaCash? On the heels of recent successes like the Residential Mortgage Foreclosure Diversion Pilot Program and Creative Industry Workforce Grants, say hello to another $30 million in American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) funding for the Weatherization Assistance Program. This jawn will “create jobs, cut energy bills, and lower energy use for individuals and families across the city. The total amount of additional funding for weatherization coming to Philadelphia is $29.8 million, with $15.9 million allocated to the Philadelphia Housing Development Corporation, a City agency, and $13.9 million allocated to the Energy Coordinating Agency, a non-governmental organization.” Hot damn. GOOD NEWS!

· In other Good Motherfucking News, Jose Garces is now a motherfucking Iron Chef!

· And finally, we might — might — have a new episode of C’Mon Son before Thanksgiving. YES!

So there you have it: The world is not totally made of shit. Have you got some good news? If so, send it to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com with “GOOD MOTHERFUCKING NEWS!” in the subject header — we’d love to hear about it.

3 Responses to “And Now, Today’s Good News: It Is Right To Give Thanks And Praise”

  1. mw_217 Says:

    Er, I’m guessing that first sentence should read “sitting on the the FACT”.. though I like the typo too.

  2. mw_217 Says:

    Er, I’m guessing that first sentence should read “sitting on the FACT”.. though I like the typo too.

  3. tips Says:

    Ahahahahaha. Philebrity (sort of) regrets the error. Fixed now.

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