So, because the Inky and its creditors are engaged in a byzantine battle over what ACTUAL MONEY is, the scheduled auction of Philadelphia Newspapers Inc.‘s media properties has been moved from its original date, which was to be held next week, to Dec. 15. Should the Inky, Daily News and Philly.com fall out of the present investor group’s hands, it will be the first time ever that Brian Tierney did not get what he wants for Christmas. In this event, sources say, Tierney is planning to tie some twigs to his dog’s head to make it look like a reindeer and try to steal the Metro from all of those cute little Swedes down in Whoville.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm.