Readers Write: In Light Of The Snuggie Crawl, Progress Comes By Way Of New “Non-Douchie Neighborhood Association”

Dear Neighbor,

When you participate in the Snuggie Pub Crawl, please hide the evidence of your participation a little better by burying the Snuggie packaging at the BOTTOM of your recycling bin when you put it out on the street the following week. Here’s a tip: Several Bud Light empties and an Abercrombie and Fitch shopping bag will cover up that Snuggie box just so.

Sincerely,
The N.D.N.A.
(Non-Douchie Neighborhood Association)

snuggiewrappers

You know, when all is said and done, those Snuggie Girls might have effected more positive change than they could have ever known. We’re getting a little misty.

9 Responses to “Readers Write: In Light Of The Snuggie Crawl, Progress Comes By Way Of New “Non-Douchie Neighborhood Association””

  1. artphil Says:

    I hate this fucking thing. Turn up the heat or put on a god damn hoodie. WTF

  2. lord_whimsy Says:

    There’s a difference between hoodies and snuggies?

  3. Allan Smithee Says:

    re: There’s a difference between hoodies and snuggies?

    Yeah, it’s like pomade vs bacon fat for your handle-bar moustache.

  4. Zackwag Says:

    That’s the recycling bin of my apartment building. I saw it in the basement this weekend when one of my neighbors tossed it into the trash (I live in a building full of awful Wharton Students). Maybe a maintenance man with a sense of humor placed it on the top of the bin…

  5. philthydan Says:

    My daughter and I witnessed the snug-crawl first hand on Sunday. She was dumbstruck and asked me why they didn’t even look like they were having any fun.

  6. dbritt Says:

    Can’t you take down the ad for this thing yet?

  7. tips Says:

    NEVER FORGET

  8. lightonfire Says:

    @Allan Smithee: you don’t use pomade for a handlebar mustache…you use mustache wax. c’monnnn!

  9. Allan Smithee Says:

    Moustache wax
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Moustache wax is a stiff pomade applied to a moustache as a grooming aid to hold the hairs in place, especially at the extremities. It can also have restorative properties, which become more important as the hair length increases. The wax is commonly scented and sometimes pigmented.

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