Phashionista: UMAD? Don’t Be!

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Hold it right there: Are you folding your Phillies gear and damning it to hell? C’mon ___! Amidst all the recent tragedy Philly has suffered — World Series loss, Septa strike, Soprano-mama’s-boy-cum-Rebublican-fat-fuck as Governor next door — we shouldn’t feel at a total loss. These past two years have been a hell of a ride, making Philly one of the, er, hypest places to be, and more importantly, be from. Rock your locality with one of these fine acrylic laser cut pendants designed by local gal Sharif Pendleton. We said it once today, and we say it again: Your Philadelphia Phillies are, and will very likely remain to be, a historic baseball team. Smile! You’re from Illadelph!

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8 Responses to “Phashionista: UMAD? Don’t Be!”

  1. jburnside Says:

    Mock NJ’s Gov all you want. What it means is the beginning of the end of Obamunism. As I write this there are more than 25,000 people protesting Obamunism on the steps of the nation’s capitol. Remember, these are WORKING AMERICANS not the usual unemployed, welfare pieces of shit that show up to support Democrats.

    Kiss your scumbag communist pipe dreams good-bye

  2. Allan Smithee Says:

    re: Mock NJ’s Gov all you want. What it means is the beginning of the end of Obamunism.

    Wrong. It means voters are stupid.

    Why did voters bring the party of failure (Republicans) back into office? I don’t know. It defies logic.

  3. bmurray Says:

    Allan: Oh hai! Meet jburnside, resident anti-logic troll!

  4. jburnside Says:

    How do you scumbags navigate life with your heads up your ass?

    Keep your eyes on the 2010 election. The Marxist revolution is over. Real Americans are fighting back and you lazy, socialist scum are heading back to the cesspool from which you crawled.

  5. barryg Says:

    @jburnside, lol.

  6. PoutsandkicksPebble Says:

    Yes, it’s awesome that he wants to cut all funding for early childhood education. Go team! *sigh*

  7. LB Says:

    NJ as red state : red state as NJ.

    Come to think of it, the Christie TV ads did have a vaguely soviet propagandist style: “Tax!” “Debt!” “Spend!” “Fail!”

    I notice that Corzine didn’t run: “Victory!” “Strive!” “Work!” “Succeed!”

    Just when I was getting all giddy about my scumbag communist pipe dreams. Ahhh, it can’t be as easy as all that – just win NJ and its over? NJ? Oh well, might as well give it a last go – - Long Live the Glorious Struggle Against Capitalist Bourgeois Wage Oppression! A Sickle In Every Pot!

    Oh, wait, there’s this: if 25,000 working class Americans are on the steps of the Capitol – for whatever reason – then 7,000 of them don’t have health care . . .

  8. jburnside Says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    notice I wrote “Americans” not wet back illegals

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