Willie Brown Apparently Unaware That The Proper Nomenclature Is “Bizarro Nutter” Or, If You Prefer, “Bluffmaster McNutz”
Oh, look: TWU local 234 president and apparent diplomatic genius Willie Brown used his first time in front of the media since the SEPTA strike began to pretty much shit the bed entirely, just like you knew he would. His first target? Mayor Michael Nutter. Roll tape, please!
“Little Caesar, as I like to call him, stood up in front of everybody and told the riding public that a strike was off the table. You never heard me say, or even Governor Rendell say, that a strike was off the table.”
So there you have it: It’s a Fat Guys Versus Not Fat Guys thing. Brown followed up by confirming that, indeed, no talks between SEPTA, the City, or the union are currently happening, and then appeared to offer his ice cream cone to a small child standing nearby. “Want a lick?,” he was heard to say, followed by: “Siiiiiiiike! You little people think you can just have anything you want.”*
Editor’s note: That last bit did not actually happen. I mean, it totally did, metaphorically. But you know.
November 4th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Pizza, Pizza.
November 4th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Beat me to it, Patricio.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:19 am
“Little” Willie Brown does it again!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:23 am
i wish we had little caesar’s pizza around here :/
November 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
It depends on what you mean by “around here” lightonfire.
Little Caesar’s are no longer stand only restaurants and haven’t been in quite a while. The only Little Caesar’s left are the ones in K-Mart stores. Yes every K-Mart has a Little Caesars tucked inside of it. Time for me to go to the one at the Gallery and get my Crazy Bread on.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I wish he had gone the “Noid” route.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
they have them as stand alone stores back in michigan. you can stop in and get a $5 pizza without waiting! i know it sounds gross (cuz it kinda is…its fast food pizza) but it tastes fresh! haha
November 5th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Toledo has them too.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Oh wait I forgot only “some” K-Marts have these. Check your local K-Mart for details.
lightonfire, Little Caesar’s I believe is a Michigan company, one of the few thats still kicking.
Eating at Little Caesars is like eating at White Castle. Its gross, interesting, & eventfull.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:59 am
yea its from detroit.
yea toledo def has them. i grew up 5 miles from toledo in erie, michigan. always went to the little caesar’s in Point Place.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Uh, guys, Little Ceasars are all over the place:
http://little.know-where.com/littlecaesars/cgi/selection?mapid=US&lang=en&design=default&country=®ion_name=®ion=&place=Philadelphia%2C+PA&x=0&y=0&mapx=&mapy=
November 5th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
crazy bread was responsible for my high school pizza face. (see what i did there?)
November 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
ahah and by “all over the place”, you mean only really far, inconvenient places :) unless you live near them, of course.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
“All over the place,” meaning fairly well dispersed nationwide not “closed down but for a few lonely KMart counters”.
Let’s not be a dumbass, lightonfire. Some folks operate on a slightly less parochial geography than you do. Ok, a lot less. Get if over it.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
We is has good grammar!