Philly Apple Store Finally Announced, During The Week Which You Could Not Possibly Care Less About It

applestoreAnd it’s going to be at 1607 Walnut, which is funny, because that will mean the 1600 block of Walnut Street will form a trifecta of the world’s most over-educated and annoying retail employees. Between Urban Outfitters up the street and American Apparel right next door, this block will finally become the Bermuda Triangle of Fauxhawks that has eluded us and kept Philadelphia a second class city for literally hundreds of years.

4 Responses to “Philly Apple Store Finally Announced, During The Week Which You Could Not Possibly Care Less About It”

  1. Allan Smithee Says:

    re: that will mean the 1600 block of Walnut Street will form a trifecta of the world’s most over-educated and annoying retail employees.

    It’s also a good block: Fleisher/Ollman Gallery & Works On Paper

  2. VulcanMike Says:

    judging by the rendering at the metro site (http://metro.us/us/article/2009/11/03/02/0239-85/index.xml), the store will be pretty unremarkable compared to their locations in other cities :-/

  3. the jerk Says:

    WHY DID APPLE REMOVE THE AMERICAN FLAG IN ITS RENDERING?! TERRORISTS! FREEDOM HATERS!

  4. rshell23 Says:

    I second the jerk! Hipsters hate freedom and america!

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